The Monday List

Ten Series We'll Inevitably See In The Spartacus Franchise

Spartacus: Tighter And Gayer
Spartacus: Crying Inside
Spartacus: Male Pattern Balding
Robson Green's Extreme Spartacus
Spartacus: It's Complicated
Spartacus Autisticus
Spartacus: House Of Fab
Spartacus: The Search For Elle Woods
Spartacus: And So Is My Wife
Spartacus Of Love

Norwich City Sign Rocky And Bullwinkle!

Sorry, what? They've signed Ricky van Wolfswinkel? We really must get our ears syringed out...

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

No, this isn't Demi Mouse's reaction when the pizza delivery boy forgot the side order of cheesy garlic bread with extra cheese. It's actually a still from the forthcoming (and probably deeply unnecessary) GI Joe sequel, GI Joe Retaliation, and we haven't got a clue what's going on here. Still, it involves a blindfolded girly with a pointy hurty weapon, and a bloke in a butcher version of the Batsuit, so frankly, what more do you need to know?

Amazing 'Choose a Categor-or-ory' Lookalikes!

It's Italian pop rocker Umberto Tozzi (best known for writing Gloria, covered by Laura Branigan, and which has never been murdered by Greta Sad at a karaoke evening, oh no...) and Celebrity Juice's Keith Lemon. Bang tidy!

The Monday List

Ten Once-Ubiquitous Brands Nobody Buys Any More

Wash and Go
Castlemaine XXXX
Sunny Delight
Lee jeans
Vim
Bazooka Joe bubblegum
Filofax
Farah slacks
Lifebuoy soap
Smiths crisps

The Adge Files: In Memoriam

Farewell to Peter Banks, the original guitarist in Yes - proving that when it comes to entering the Adge-sporting hall of fame there's no opportunity necessary, no experience needed... (And we hope the three people who got that reference enjoyed it.)

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities Who've Appeared As Themselves On A CSI Incarnation

Tony Curtis
Kid Rock
Charlie Sheen
John McEnroe
Rascal Flatts
Jeff Corwin
Carrot Top
Chris Evert
John Mayer
Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman out of Mythbusters

Cookery Show Presenters Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 1 in a series of 'hands up who thought we were going to put Delia Smith?': Nigel Slater

Football Managers Who Look Like Maths Teachers

No 10: Pat Fenlon, Hibernian

The Monday List

Ten Guests Who Are Guaranteed To Appear On Every Series Of Soccer AM

Mani out of the Stone Roses
Neil Ruddock
Jason Byrne
David Haye
Wayne Hemingway
Paddy McGuinness
Scroobius Pip
Jimmy Bullard
Sean Williamson
Noel Gallagher

Rock Guitarists Who Sound Like Ways You Might Have Your Pasta Served

No 1 in a series so flimsy we're surprised we even found one: Al Pitrelli