Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Adge Of The Day

Bam! Kapow! Thank you very much! This ridiculously manly perfect storm of a fat Vegas Elvis outfit, a firearm that's way bigger than necessary and geometrically pointy facial hair comes from 3000 Miles To Graceland, otherwise known as Kevin Costner's Career Has Left The Building...

The Monday List

Ten Fonts Available Via Dafont

 

I Shot The Serif
KG Why You Gotta Be So Mean
Sheep Sans
Drinking
Brassiere
DragonSlapper
Butox Queen
Girls Are Weird
Parents Suck
Penis

Planet Sad (Still) At The Winter Olympics!

Congratulations to Rupert the Bear. Pipped to the post by Vanessa Mae but he did Team Nutwood proud.

The Monday List

Ten awards we'd really like to see presented at this year's BRITS

Best international haircut
Artist most likely to be working in a fast food restaurant in six months' time
The Coldplay Paradise award for most overused piece of background music
Outstanding achievement in recreational drug consumption
The 'album bought purely to make its owner look cool' award
Artist who wouldn't have a career if it wasn't for the invention of autotune
Most gratuitous use of a gusset shot in a music video
Mumford & Sons folk right off award
Artist with most fans willing to repeatedly vote for them via a premium rate phone line
Lifetime award for still being alive

The Adge Files – Super-Spicy Edition!

This bloke knows how to pronounce the word "sriracha", and if you don't he'll blimmin' well tell you how! (And the name Randy is never not funny, right?) But never mind that, check out those sizzlin', sculpted sidies!

Planet Sad At The Winter Olympics!

We travelled all the way to Sochi – and bugger the skiing and stuff, this is what we came to see.

Yes, it's a Jimmy wig. And yes, it was at the curling.

Marco Pierre White Is Very Disappointed In You

The Monday List

Ten Possible Names For David Beckham's MLS Franchise


The Shameless Self-promoters
Dade And Confused
Victoria's Plums
The Miami CSIs
Harper's Bizarre
The Florida Floppyhairs
Leyton Occident
The Romeo Challengers
Retirement Home Rovers
The Not-so Posh

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 27: Lou Gramm

The Walking Dead – Spoiler Alert!

"One day, Noel Fielding was very, very hung over…"

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 17: Perez Hilton incurs the wrath of PETSC (People for the Ethical Treatment of Shower Caps)

 

The Monday List

Ooh, Guess What? It's Ten More Pieces of Overused Background Music

Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia) - US3
F.E.A.R. - Ian Brown
Time To Pretend - MGMT
I Love It - Icona Pop
Professional Widow - Tori Amos
To Build A Home - The Cinematic Orchestra
Hard To Beat - Hard-fi
Lust For Life - Iggy Pop
Ready To Go - Panic! At The Disco
Can't Pretend - Tom Odell

Planet Sad Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

Officially, this is a ridiculously manly still from I, Frankenstein, but it looks more like what happened chez Greta and Freda the last time we left a chip pan unattended while watching James Martin's United Cakes of America...