The Monday List

Ten Rejected Flavours For Cup-a-Soup
Cream of Sludge
Salt and Vinegar
Mechanically Recovered Beef Broth
Leek-a-cockie
Pea and Stoat
Look Ma, No E-Numbers!
Hint Of Stock Cube
Whelk Bisque
Tomato-Coloured Gloop
I Can't Believe It's Not Tapwater

The Monday List

Ten More Professionally Gobby Celebrities
Jeremy Clarkson
Katie Hopkins
Kerry Katona
Nick Ferrari
Lowri Turner
Charlotte Crosby off of Geordie Shore
Janet Street-Porter
Adrian Durham
Edwina Currie
Robbie Savage

Great Random Moments In Musical History

No 14: Too late, Beirut realise that calling their album 'No No No' is exactly what everyone is going to think when they see this shot of the band going for that 'endearingly awkward' vibe...

The Monday List

The Ten Best Beer Names From The De Molen Brewery
Hel & Verdomenis (Hell & Damnation)
Vuur & Vlam (Fire & Flame)
Spanning & Sensatie (Thrills & Spills)
Licht & Lustig (Light & Lustful)
Bloed Zweet & Tranen (Blood Sweat & Tears)
Mooi & Meedogenloos (Beautiful & Ruthless)
Hemel & Aarde (Heaven & Earth)
Bommen & Granaten (Bombs & Grenades)
Rook & Vuur (Smoke & Fire)
Lief & Lied (Love & Sorrow)

The Monday List

Ten More Music Videos That Feature Men In Drag
I Feel Like Dancing - All Time Low
Living On The Edge - Aerosmith
Our House - Madness
Read My Mind - The Killers
Everlong - Foo Fighters
The Great Pretender - Freddie Mercury
Save It For The Bedroom - You Me At Six
Boys Keep Swinging - David Bowie
The French Song - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Without Me - Eminem

Former Cast Members Of CSI: Miami Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 1 in a series of (removes sunglasses) YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!: David Caruso

The Adge Files

Sideburns? Sideburns are rubbish!