The Monday List

The Return Of Ten Novelty Hits You've Probably Completely Forgotten About

Chalk Dust - The Brat
Loadsamoney (Doin' Up The House) - Harry Enfield
The Stonk - Hale and Pace
Black Pudding Bertha - The Goodies
King Of The Cops - Billy Howard
One Pound Fish - £1 Fish Man
Ullo John! Got A New Motor - Alexei Sayle
Stutter Rap (No Sleep Til Bedtime) - Morris Minor and the Majors
Y Viva Suspenders - Judge Dread
Renta Santa - Chris Hill

The Monday List

Ten Movie Characters Who Have Artifical Limbs, Just Because They Can

Imperator Furiosa (Charlize Theron) - Mad Max: Fury Road
Parker Barnes (Denzel Washington) - Virtuosity
Dikko Henderson (Charles Grey) - You Only Live Twice
C.A. Rotwang (Rudolph Klein-Rogge) - Metropolis
Del Spooner (Will Smith) - I, Robot
Inspector Kemp (Kenneth Mars) - Young Frankenstein
Aubrey Fleming (Lindsay Lohan) - I Know Who Killed Me
Tee Hee (Julius Harris) - Live And Let Die
Zaphod Beeblebrox (Sam Rockwell) - The Hitchhikers' Guide To The Galaxy
Dr Strangelove (Peter Sellers) - Dr Strangelove: Or How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Bomb

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The Ten Most Manly Jason Statham Character Names

Lee Christmas (The Expendables)
Jericho Butler (Ghosts of Mars)
Chev Chelios (Crank)
Deckard Shaw (Fast & Furious 7)
Phil Broker (Homefront)
Jensen Ames (Death Race)
Terry Leather (The Bank Job)
Frank Martin (The Transporter)
Evan Funsch (The One)
Nick Wild (Wild Card)

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 13: Either Nelson Mandela or a South African dinner lady...

Today's Young, Thin Alec Baldwin Moment

With great hotness comes great shirt moustache...

The Monday List

Ten More Of Roger The Alien Out Of American Dad's Best Persona Names

LeVar Crush
Sholanda Dykes
Applebee McFridays
Horse Renoir
Luke Fondelberg
Madelyn Carpal-Tunnel
Twill Ongebone
Roy Rogers McFreely
Abigail Lemonparty
Demitri Krotchliknioff