The Adge Files – Ross Kananga

Ross was Roger Moore's stunt double for the iconic croc-hopping scene in Live And Let Die, and he ended up getting 193 stitches in the process. Sadly, he's no longer with us – he survived an attack by 'Satan', one of his pet black leopards, only to die of cardiac arrest at the age of just 32, while spear-fishing in the Everglades. But in this ever-changing world in which we live in, at least one thing remains constant – our admiration for his magnificent ADGE. We like to imagine that those MANLY sidies are still at large in the wilds of Florida today, feeding off UNENDANGERED SPECIES but maybe clogging up the fan of the occasional airboat for shits and giggles. Then emerging from the blades unscathed, because of course they bloody would.

The Monday List

Ten More Musicians/Bands Who Are Mentioned In Other Bands' Lyrics

Mr Mister (Hey Soul Sister, Train)
Iron Maiden (Teenage Dirtbag, Wheatus)
James Brown (Genius of Love, Tom Tom Club)
Shangri-Las (R.O.C.K. In The USA, John Cougar Mellencamp)
Lou Rawls (Sweet Soul Music, Arthur Conley)
Aretha Franklin (Tribute, Pasadenas)
Marilyn Manson (You Get What You Give, The New Radicals)
Buddy Holly (Reasons To Be Cheerful (Part Three), Ian Dury and the Blockheads)
Frank Zappa (Smoke On The Water, Deep Purple)
Benny Goodman (If It Makes You Happy, Sheryl Crow)

The Monday List

Ten Animals That Have Their Own Twitter Feeds

Len, the Redchurch Brewery Cat
The Horniman Museum Walrus
Clyde the turtle out of Elementary
Boo the Alpaca
Gladys and Pixie, Brix Smith Start's pugs
The Bronx Zoo's cobra
Grumpy Cat
The Aflac Duck
Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund
Charlie Guinea Pig

Get Well Soon, Rick Parfitt

After all, those school dinners aren't going to serve themselves...

The Monday List

The Return Of Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of On TV

People who all work in the same profession being turned into a choir
High-concept dystopian sci-fi series that end up not making any sense
Reality shows about bailiffs
Cookery programmes that appear to be excuses for celebrity chefs to get fancy paid-for holidays
Moody Nordic crime dramas featuring socially awkward detectives
English language remakes of moody Nordic crime dramas featuring socially awkward detectives
People being judged on their ability to cook dinner for someone else
Mid-afternoon quiz shows hosted by Matt Allwright and/or Gabby Logan 
Reality shows about people on benefits
Bear chuffing Grylls

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 25: Dencia arrives at the Grammys in an outfit even Katie Price would consider a tad too pink...

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 12: Come on, Andy Murray!

The Monday List

Yet Another Ten Music Videos That Feature Policemen
The Downfall Of Us All - A Day To Remember
No Son Of Mine - Genesis
Time and Time Again - Papa Roach
A.D.I.D.A.S. - Korn
Sleep Now In The Fire - Rage Against The Machine
Where The Streets Have No Name - U2
Show Me How To Live - Audioslave
Secret Garden - T'Pau
Save Me - Aimee Mann
Trouble - Iggy Azalea

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Jabot-y Still Of The Day

From the BBC's Versailles:

'And of course, Madame, after I am brutally guillotined by the mob, my fine collection of stupidly flouncy neckwear will be donated to Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen...'

Amazing 'Lookalikes Are For Closers' Lookalikes!

Yes, it's Alec Baldwin and Watford manager, Walter Marrazzi. We've never seen Alec in the dugout at Vicarage Road, but given the way they've been getting through coaching staff in the last couple of seasons it can only be a matter of time...