Tuesday 30 May 2017

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day


Cor blimey Morgan Le Fay, leave it aht! Here's Charlie Hunnam being ridiculously manly in a still from Guy Richie's King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. He's lovingly recreating the scene from Thomas Malory's Le Morte D'Arthur where the once and future king does some homoerotic shirtless bare-knuckle fighting, or something. (Not pictured: Madonna as the lump of old rock the sword gets pulled out of...)

Monday 29 May 2017

The Monday List

Ten More Great Entries From The Official Roster Of Roller Derby Girl Names

Unprotected Bex
Eradikate
Jake Gyllenbrawl
Catherine Beat-her Bonez
Mysti Meaner
Ruby Bruiseday
Trisha Smackanawa
Murder She Rolled
Claudia Faceoff
V for Vienetta

Monday 22 May 2017

The Monday List

Ten Insects That Sound Like Heavy Rock Bands

Booklouse
Assassin Bug
Horntail
Plague Thrip
Cankerworm
Firebrat
Whitegrub
Lacewing
Crownborer
Tortrix

Monday 15 May 2017

The Monday List

Ten More Great Eric Roberts Character Names

Dr Chandler Etheridge, The Hard Truth
Karlin Pickett, Power 98
Fred Wook, Rude Awakening
Reno Adams, Love, Cheat and Steal
Marco Collogero, Blood Red
Dannion Brinkley, Saved By The Light
Blackjack Britton, Purgatory
Grant Orion, Freefall
Victor Haddock, No Alibi
Bubba Rocque, Heaven's Prisoners

Monday 8 May 2017

The Monday List

The Mildly Triumphant Return Of Ten Gang Names Taken From TV Tropes.org We'd Like To See In A Remake Of The Warriors

The Blonde Republican Sex Kittens
The Threshold Guardians
The Duelling Messiahs
The Sexist Used Car Salesmen
The Violent Glaswegians
The Stringy-Haired Ghost Girls
The Dirty Cowards
The Erudite Stoners
The Millionaire Playboys
The Aggressive Submissives

Monday 1 May 2017

The Monday List

It's Been Far Too Long Since We Brought You Ten Celebrities Who Look Like Potatoes

Jeremy Renner
Burton C. Bell out of Fear Factory
Vincent D'Onofrio
Wayne Knight off of Seinfeld
Hein Vanhaezebrouck who manages KAA Gent
Channing Tatum
Johnny Vegas
Jim Howick
Patton Oswalt
Guy Fieri