The Long Overdue Return Of Ten Songs That Don't Feature The Title In Their Lyrics
P-Machinery, Propaganda
Helena, My Chemical Romance
Stockholm Syndrome, Muse
Viva La Vida, Coldplay
A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More 'Touch Me', Fall Out Boy
Missing, Everything But The Girl
E = MC2, Big Audio Dynamite
Nantucket Sleighride, Mountain
Penthouse and Pavement, Heaven 17
Love Missile F 1-11, Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Where Geography Meets RADA - It's The Return of Ten Small Villages That Sound Like Old Actors
Woodhouse Eaves
Isley Walton
Branston Booths
Cropwell Butler
Holme Pierrepoint
Cherry Willingham
Gosberton Risegate
Tholomas Drove
Croxton Kerrial
Holbeach St Marks
Ten More Things We're Really, Really Bored Of In Horror Movies
'Elevated' horror where the real villain is family trauma
Clowns
Ideas expanded from short films that turn out to be one hundred times less scary than the original short film
Ridiculously loud stabs of music used to create a jump scare
Franchises where the creators are far too in love with their characters to let any of them actually die (yes, we're looking at you, Scream)
Post-pandemic dystopias
Monsters whose method of attack means people have to stop relying on sight, touch or sound to escape them
Unnecessary prequels to famous horror movies from the 1970s
Nuns
Nicolas chuffing Cage
Because We Love Anyone Who Commits So Fully To The Bit, It's The Ten Punniest Greg Kihn Band Album Titles
Kihnspiracy
True Kihnfessions
Kihntinued
Next Of Kihn
Rekihndled
Citizen Kihn
Kihntagious
Kihntinued
Unkihntrollable
RockKihnRoll
Ten Varieties Of Perry Pear That Sound Like Indie Acts
Honeyknapp
Nailer
Darrell Wick
Harley Gum
Seckle
Bearland
Tirley Brown
Coppy
Holmer
Bergamy
The Return Of Ten TV Cartoon Series You Probably Completely Forgot About
Fred Basset
Aubrey
Doctor Snuggles
The Magic Ball
Doris
Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings
Ludwig
The Adventures of Sir Prancelot
Jamie and the Magic Torch
Teetime and Claudia
