The Monday List

The Ten Most Punnily Named Megabus Coaches

Bussy Galore

The Hull Monty

Wheely Wonka

Octobussy

Michael McIntyres

Road Stewart

I Am Spartabus

Daniel Roadcliffe

The Usual Buspects

Bussy the Vampire Slayer

The Monday List

The Overdue Return Of Ten Great Burgers Of The Day From Bob's Burgers

Take Banh Mi

Rosemary's Baby Corn

Baby Got Back Choy

Unbreakable Kimchi Schmidt

I Stilton Haven't Found What Thyme Looking For

Nice Guys Spinach Last

Electric Light Okra-Slaw

Green A Little Bean Of Me

Thousand Chard Stare

Sous-Vide And The Banshees

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of In Podcasts

Anybody talking about anything while very, very drunk

Episode by episode recaps of the podcaster's favourite TV show when they were fourteen

People telling scary stories that aren't actually scary

True crime podcasts that are more about the person investigating the crime than the crime itself

Scripted dramas in the style of a true crime podcast that are more about the person investigating the crime than the crime itself

The presenters having a rambling twenty-minute conversation about what they did at the weekend before getting on to the real topic of the show

Groups of friends playing Dungeons and Dragons

Scripted dramas about some hot button issue...but in space

Anything about 'starting your side hustle'

Alistair chuffing Campbell

The Monday List

The Long Overdue Return Of Ten Songs That Don't Feature The Title In Their Lyrics

P-Machinery, Propaganda

Helena, My Chemical Romance

Stockholm Syndrome, Muse

Viva La Vida, Coldplay

A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More 'Touch Me', Fall Out Boy

Missing, Everything But The Girl

E = MC2, Big Audio Dynamite

Nantucket Sleighride, Mountain

Penthouse and Pavement, Heaven 17

Love Missile F 1-11, Sigue Sigue Sputnik

The Monday List

Where Geography Meets RADA - It's The Return of Ten Small Villages That Sound Like Old Actors

Woodhouse Eaves

Isley Walton

Branston Booths

Cropwell Butler

Holme Pierrepoint

Cherry Willingham

Gosberton Risegate

Tholomas Drove

Croxton Kerrial

Holbeach St Marks

Oi, Green Day, Wake Up!

 

The Monday List

Ten More Things We're Really, Really Bored Of In Horror Movies

'Elevated' horror where the real villain is family trauma

Clowns

Ideas expanded from short films that turn out to be one hundred times less scary than the original short film

Ridiculously loud stabs of music used to create a jump scare

Franchises where the creators are far too in love with their characters to let any of them actually die (yes, we're looking at you, Scream)

Post-pandemic dystopias

Monsters whose method of attack means people have to stop relying on sight, touch or sound to escape them

Unnecessary prequels to famous horror movies from the 1970s

Nuns

Nicolas chuffing Cage