The Monday List

Sprucing Up The Parlour With A Further Ten Of The Most Bizarre Farrow And Ball Paint Names

Sugar Bag Light

Lamp Room Gray

Clunch

Hopper Head

Reduced Green

Potted Shrimp

Tailor Tack

Beverly

Pea Flower Tea

Cats Paw

The Monday List

Coming Soon To Netflix, Probably, It's Yet Another Ten Fake Movies From We Hate Movies We Wish Were Real

Hunk Collector

Jurassic World: Dinosaurs Are Around

Priest Hacker

Escape From Australia

Mediocre Lieutenant

Iron Maiden: Deader Than You

Au Pair of Tits

The Fat Bath

Super Door

New Wave Werewolf

The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions, Alvin And The Chipmunks Edition

Eye Of The Tiger, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Love Shack, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It), Alvin And The Chipmunks

All The Small Things, Alvin And The Chipmunks

My Sharona, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Funkytown, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Bette Davis Eyes, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Walk Like An Egyptian, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Rocketman, Alvin And The Chipmunks

The Monday List

The Ten Best Pseudonyms Used By Reviewers At The London Review Of Breakfasts

Gracie Spoon

Paddy Hashbrown

Chris P Bacon

Evelyn Waughffle

Pam Au Chocolat

Eggatha Crispie

Blake Pudding

Tina Beans

Phil English

Egon Toast

The Monday List

Alert The Ordnance Survey, It's Ten More Villages That Sound Like Old Actors

Kirby Sigston

Santon Downham

Preston Montford

Bagley Marsh

Felton Butler

Cheney Longville

Hope Bowdler

Church Pulverbatch

Sibdon Carwood

Weston Lullingfields

The Monday List

This One Goes Out To Everyone Who's Been Waiting For Another Ten Songs That Don't Feature Their Title In Their Lyrics

Enjoy The Silence, Depeche Mode

Life During Wartime, Talking Heads

Bullet With Butterfly Wings, The Smashing Pumpkins

Misty Mountain Hop, Led Zeppelin

Iris, Goo Goo Dolls

Uprising, Muse

The Kids Aren't Alright, Offspring

Valotte, Julian Lennon

A-Punk, Vampire Weekend

The Riddle, Nik Kershaw

The Monday List

Ten More TV Series Which For Some Unfathomable Reason Have Their Own Cluedo Set

Dexter

Friends

Stranger Things

Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries

Bob's Burgers

The Golden Girls

Killing Eve

Dr Who

RuPaul's Drag Race

Firefly