Amazing 'We Didn't Photoshop This, Honestly' Lookalikes!

The new Rotherham United management team of Andy Liddell and Paul Warne



Good job they can only afford the one suit between the two of them...

Football Managers Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 5. Peter Jackson, Bradford City:

Amazing 'Mad Dog And Englishman' Lookalikes!

Killing Joke frontman Jaz Coleman and Barnet manager Martin Allen

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing In Adverts

Sofa ads where everyone's front room is the size of an aircraft hangar
Hot, sassy women with boyfriends who appear too stupid to function
Incredibly bad dubbing
Personal injury lawyers
Women with slow digestive transit
That fat bloke who goes 'Wongaaaaa!'
Self-satisfied lads playing tedious practical jokes on each other
Computer-generated meerkats
Anti-wrinkle creams demonstrated by women far too young to actually have wrinkles
We Buy Any Chuffing Car Dot Com

The Adge Files

Buried in a file marked 'ITV Variety Shows Nobody Remembers', we found a grainy, out-of-focus shot of two great stalwarts of Seventies Adge, Les Dawson and Dennis Waterman, swapping mother-in-law jokes. We can only marvel that men actually used to be allowed out in public wearing a sports jacket  and tie combo like the one you see here...

'I'm not saying my sideburns are big, but they've got their own postcode...'

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 17: Robert Lamm, Chicago

The Adge Files

Continuing to probe into facial hair from another dimension, we discover Samuel L. Jackson, demonstrating what happens when someone gets mediaeval on yo adge...

 

The Monday List

A Further Ten Celebrities Who Are Slightly Too Pleased With Themselves

Lulu
Katherine Jenkins
Anthony Bourdain
Derren Brown
Rick Stein
Julia Bradbury
Tom Cruise
Monty Don
Clive Anderson
Kara Tointon 

The Adge Files

Declining David Duchovny's offer to help us in our investigations into all things facial hair (purely because we reckon he's another one who's only after a go), we burrowed into a dusty file marked 'Classic Sixties Adge' and discovered the suavest man in Formula One, like, ever. Graham Hill. Ding dong!

Wonders Of The Universe Drinking Game

Presented in association with HRT TV – The Channel For The Change!

Ah, Professor Brian Cox. The face, body and trendy haircut (with just the right amount of authoritative grey) that has sparked countless "shag him or mother him?" aneurysms in women of a certain age, not to mention innuendoes about how they wouldn't mind colliding with his Large Hadron. Yeah, ha ha, fanny first and it sounds a bit like "hard-on" – we got it the first time, thanks. Anyway, while watching Wonders Of The Universe the other night, inspiration for a great new drinking game washed over us like a hot flush. And playing couldn't be simpler!

• Choose your favourite tipple.
• When you spot anything on the list below, drink one shot of it, unless instructed otherwise.

See? Easy! So here goes…

1. Pouty Brian.
2. Toothy Brian.
3. Brian by a campfire. If there’s a tent as well, invitingly lit from the interior, drink an extra shot.
4. Brian somewhere remote, looking small and insignificant.
5. As above, and he looks all shivery as well – one shot of Aftershock, or if that’s already your chosen tipple, Bovril. That’ll learn you!
6. Sudden switch from a freezing cold location (Brian all snuggled up in a massive parka) to somewhere blisteringly hot (Brian in shades and a tight-fitting T-shirt or vest top).
7. Brian sticks out like a sore thumb as the only white person at an exotic-looking foreign festival.
8. Brian uses something tweely simple, like building sandcastles with a kiddie bucket and spade or blowing bubbles, to explain a complex scientific concept – one shot of something sickly sweet.
9. As above, but you’re not quite sure when it stops being gentle, ironic whimsy with the viewer in on the joke and starts being patronising – two shots.
10. Brian looks pensive – two shots if he’s in silhouette.
11. Brian’s arse.
12. Brian’s arse as he strikes a pensive pose – two shots.
13. Brian walks away from the camera which focuses on his arse – in motion!
14. Brian gets so gleefully enthusiastic about a topic that he giggles or stammers coquettishly.
15. As above, and he says the word “physics” within the next minute – two shots.
16. Brian says “And that’s why I luv physics!” – finish the bottle.
17. Brian plays a musical instrument to remind us he was in D:Ream. And Dare.
18. Brian sweating just enough to look suggestively post-coital rather than “Ewww, gross!”
19. Brian disses astrology. (And hair of the dog next day if Jonathan Cainer spits his dummy about it.)
20. The camera lingers on Brian at the end of a scene for a split second longer than is strictly matey or professional.

HAPPY HANGOVER!    

The Monday List

Ten Children's TV Shows People Look Back On Fondly That Were Actually A Little Bit Rubbish
Metal Mickey
Why Don't You?
Bod
Runaround
Mary, Mungo And Midge
Rentaghost
Help, It's The Hair Bear Bunch!
The Tomorrow People
On safari With Christopher Biggins
Cheggers Plays Pop

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 16: Paul Stanley, Kiss

 

The Adge Files

Probing the mystery of how you can sport whacking great sideys while remaining aerodynamic on a motorbike, we bring you the enigma that is Guy Martin...

 

The Monday List

Ten Musical Acts Whose Names Have Sexual Connotations

10cc
Pearl Jam
Fuzzbox
Ivor Biggun
Steely Dan
The Lovin' Spoonful
Fanny
Captain Beefheart
The Velvet Underground
Genitorturers

Amazing Gothic Lookalikes!

Carl McCoy out of Fields Of The Nephilim and deceased* True Blood werewolf Grant Bowler

*We're sure Grant's OK and off being shirtless in something, it's just the werewolf that's Hovis. And are werewolves strictly gothic, even in a series about vampires? So many philosophical musings for such a ruddy stupid website, eh readers?

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 15: David Johansen, New York Dolls

 

Goalkeepers Who Sound Like A Description Of Stephen Hawking Swearing

Ruud Boffin, West Ham

The Adge Files

Continuing our mission to detect possibly paranormal activity on men's faces, we bring you Dustin McGowan of the Toronto Blue Jays. Brings a whole new meaning to Baltimore chops:

Alien 6 Nations

Mark Kuato

OK, so technically Kuato's a mutant. We don't care.