The Monday List

Ten Signs That You're The Heroine Of A Lifetime Movie
Your children's nanny is trying to kill you because she's obsessed with your husband
The nice man you've just met online is actually a deranged stalker
The shy new friend you've made at school totally wants to take over your life and become
you
Your oldest and closest friend is trying to kill you because she's obsessed with your husband
Someone you think you can trust has emailed a fake porn clip of you to everyone you know in an attempt to ruin your life
Your morally upstanding husband is about to be unmasked as a serial rapist
The woman carrying your surrogate child is trying to kill you because she's obsessed with
your husband
The police are ignoring all your suspicions that you're being stalked/terrorised in your own home/about to be murdered
You've discover your husband has a secret love child who is determined to destroy your family
The mousy secretary at your husband's law firm is trying to kill you because she's obsessed with your husband

The Monday List

Ten TV Music Programmes You've Probably Completely Forgotten About


Supersonic
Alright Now
Tim Lovejoy And The Allstars
Revolver
Fanfare With Flintlock
Razzamatazz
The O-Zone
Get It Together
The White Room
Rock Goes To College

Amazing "Back To The Future" Lookalikes!

Yes, it's everyone's favourite time travelling teen, Marty McFly, and Patrick Bamford, who spent last season on loan in Middlesbrough, a town where some may say it's still 1985. And whoever did all that dodgy Michael J. Fox fan art we had to wade through while looking for this picture, thanks. We're off to scrub our eyeballs now...

The Monday List

Ten People You Completely Forgot Went On Celebrity Big Brother
Germaine Greer
'The Situation' off Jersey Shore
Donny Tourette
Lisa I'Anson
Andrew Stone off of Pineapple Dance Studios
Lady Sovereign
Kenzie out of Blazing Squad
Samantha Brick
Faria Alam
Ken Russell

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 7: a fireman. insert your own 'supplies his own hose' joke here

The Monday List

Ten Actors With Their Own Bands
Russell Crowe (Thirty Foot Odd Of Grunts)
Juliette Lewis (Juliette And The Licks)
Keanu Reeves (Dogstar)
Ryan Gosling (Dead Man's Bones)
Jared Leto (Thirty Seconds To Mars)
Adrian Edmondson (The Bad Shepherds)
Dennis Quaid (The Sharks)
Zooey Deschanel (She & Him)
Jason Schwartzman (Phantom Planet)
Rhys Ifans (The Peth)

Amazing 'Down In The Park' Lookalikes!

Yes, it's... one of the Goths from South Park and Jean-Ralphio off Parks and Recreation. It's a lookalike that's so non-conformist it 's going to conform, per se...

The Monday List

Ten Things That Will Happen In Every Episode Of A Real Housewives Of... Show
There will be a massive fight which ends with someone throwing a glass of wine over
someone else
After said massive fight, there will be several self-justifying monologues to camera about
why it happened
There will be a black and white flashback to a massive fight that happened in a previous
episode
Someone will cry in a photogenic fashion without smudging their mascara
People will apologise without meaning a word of it
Someone's husband will be shown looking like a huge chump who's barely able to tie his own shoelaces
One of the housewives will tell another one how fearless and what a beautiful person they
are
Someone will break down while talking about their struggle with drugs and/or alcohol
There will be another massive fight in a restaurant which someone will walk out of halfway
through
There will be a teaser for the massive fight that happens in the next episode