The Monday List

Ten Rejected Flavours For Cup-a-Soup
Cream of Sludge
Salt and Vinegar
Mechanically Recovered Beef Broth
Leek-a-cockie
Pea and Stoat
Look Ma, No E-Numbers!
Hint Of Stock Cube
Whelk Bisque
Tomato-Coloured Gloop
I Can't Believe It's Not Tapwater