Planet Sad

We're here, we're sad - get used to us!

Wednesday, 22 March 2017

No 15: The most Peruvian thing since Paddington Bear rode a llama*

*Note to fact-checker. Stop watching Couples Come Dine With Me and find out whether Paddington Bear ever rode a llama...

Planet Sad: HERE'S WHERE ALL THE TRAGIC HAPPENS! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.

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