The Monday List

Ten Cliches From Every 1980s Music Video

A light bulb exploding

Lengths of chain link fence

Glorious perms styled with enough hairspray to annihilate the ozone layer

The band's lead singer emoting to his indifferent supermodel 'girlfriend'

Clock faces and other random objects floating across the screen

Sheer net curtains billowing 

Women with legs up to their armpits writhing around on sports cars

Arms emerging from walls to grab at people

A calendar with the days going by at high speed

Dancers wearing nothing but exotic body paint

The Monday List

Now That's What I Call The Return Of Ten Songs By Artists You've Never Heard Of Before Since Or During

Levert - Casanova

Shinehead - Jamaican in New York

Susan Cadogan - Hurts So Good

Alex Party - Don't Give Me Your Life

It's Immaterial - Driving Away From Home

Taja Sevelle - Love Is Contagious

Blue Mercedes - I Want To Be Your Property

The First Class - Beach Baby

Young & Company - I Like (What You're Doing To Me)

The Monday List

The Massively Overblown, Three-Octave Range Return Of Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions, Celine Dion Edition 

What A Wonderful World, Celine Dion

I Drove All Night, Celine Dion

Over The Rainbow, Celine Dion

What A Feeling (Flashdance), Celine Dion

Up Where We Belong, Celine Dion and Paul Baillargeon

I Wish, Celine Dion

When I Need You, Celine Deion

Beautiful Boy, Celine Dion

Fever, Celine Dion

When I Fall In Love, Celine Dion and Clive Griffin