Planet Sad

We're here, we're sad - get used to us!

Monday, 12 February 2024

Ten Varieties Of Apple That Sound Like Heavy Metal Bands

Red Spy

Abbomdanza

Telamon

Muster

Wellspur

Poorhouse

Blackmack

Karapash

Hauxapfel

Stenkyrke

Planet Sad: HERE'S WHERE ALL THE TRAGIC HAPPENS! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.

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