The Monday List

Men Who Should Just Put It Away, Because We've All Seen It By Now...

Ewan McGregor
Harvey Keitel
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Gerard Butler
Billy Connolly
The entire cast of Jackass
Viggo Mortensen
Rhys Ifans
Peter Stringfellow
Gerard Depardieu 

On The Buses – the gritty new 'reimagining'!

If Comedy Is The New Rock 'N' Roll...

...then eccentric is the new boring!

Hi! We're Muse! Episode 5

It's all kicking off in Teignmouth…

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The Monday List

The Ten Most Clichéd Rock Song Titles
Rescue Me
Without You
The Hunter
Going Down
Is This Love?
Forever
Rock ’n’ Roll Lady
Every Beat Of My Heart
Need Your Love So Bad
I’ve Had Enough

Planet Sad's Tribute To The Prince Valiant Haircut

The following people stand accused of committing GBH - Girly Bobby Haircut. And as long as pudding bowls and blunt scissors are readily available, similar atrocities will continue to occur. Having compiled this list of tonsorial terrors, we're hiding our curling tongs, before we start to be seduced by the idea that looking like Joanna Lumley circa 1976 is actually quite a good idea...

The Prince Valiant: his hair's not bad, it's just drawn that way

The Javier Bardem: are you going to introduce him to Wash and Go?

The Emo Phillips: now you know where Gerard Way gets it from

The Audrey Tautou: because Frenchwomen are so effortlessly chic, non?

The Willy Wonka: because it's all right to have bad hair if you own a chocolate factory

The Joanna Lumley: yes, this really was fashionable once

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

Gavin Henson. In his tinfoil suit and Fucko The Clown shoes, he brings shame on Wales.

In his aluminium raiment, he inhabits some kind of sartorial cock hell. See what a bad influence he is upon the youth of today.

The Monday List

People Who Always Look Like They’re About To Cry

Ozzy Osbourne
Michelle Pfeiffer
David Batty
Jason Priestley
Fabrizio Ravanelli
Sally Field
Dan Petrescu
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Paul Deacon, Bradford Bulls
Gerard Way

Amazing Lookalikes!

Graeme Swann and Mary Murphy off So You Think You Can Dance:

So you think you can bowl?

Hi! We're Muse! Episode 4

It's all about The Beautiful Game in Teignmouth this week…

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The Monday List

Five Celebrities Who Accidentally Shot Themselves...

Dani Behr
Dusty Hill
Jon-Erik Hexum
Terry Kath out of Chicago
Plaxico Burress of the New York Giants


And Five Who've Been Accidentally Shot By Someone Else...

Bushwick Bill
Mark Maley
Jon Otsemobor
Jill Sinclair
Norman Owens, Jerry Lee Lewis’ bass player

Hi! We're Muse! Episode 3

More larks from those irrepressible Teignmouth rapscallions...

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The Monday List

The Ten Ugliest Bands In Musical History

REO Speedwagon
Mötley Crüe
Terrorvision
Pantera
Hello
East 17
Great White
The Fall
Motorhead
The Happy Mondays