The Monday List

Ten Bands Who Aren't Named After One Of Their Members, Despite What People Believe

Rose Royce

Matt Bianco

Hootie and the Blowfish

Danny Wilson

Max Webster

Marshall Tucker Band

Gnarls Barkley

Pablo Cruise

Daniel Amos

Harvey Danger

Well, Blow Me Down, It's Grand Funk Railroad!

 

The Monday List

Sprucing Up The Parlour With A Further Ten Of The Most Bizarre Farrow And Ball Paint Names

Sugar Bag Light

Lamp Room Gray

Clunch

Hopper Head

Reduced Green

Potted Shrimp

Tailor Tack

Beverly

Pea Flower Tea

Cats Paw

The Monday List

Coming Soon To Netflix, Probably, It's Yet Another Ten Fake Movies From We Hate Movies We Wish Were Real

Hunk Collector

Jurassic World: Dinosaurs Are Around

Priest Hacker

Escape From Australia

Mediocre Lieutenant

Iron Maiden: Deader Than You

Au Pair of Tits

The Fat Bath

Super Door

New Wave Werewolf

The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions, Alvin And The Chipmunks Edition

Eye Of The Tiger, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Love Shack, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It), Alvin And The Chipmunks

All The Small Things, Alvin And The Chipmunks

My Sharona, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Funkytown, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Bette Davis Eyes, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Walk Like An Egyptian, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Alvin And The Chipmunks

Rocketman, Alvin And The Chipmunks

The Monday List

The Ten Best Pseudonyms Used By Reviewers At The London Review Of Breakfasts

Gracie Spoon

Paddy Hashbrown

Chris P Bacon

Evelyn Waughffle

Pam Au Chocolat

Eggatha Crispie

Blake Pudding

Tina Beans

Phil English

Egon Toast

The Monday List

Alert The Ordnance Survey, It's Ten More Villages That Sound Like Old Actors

Kirby Sigston

Santon Downham

Preston Montford

Bagley Marsh

Felton Butler

Cheney Longville

Hope Bowdler

Church Pulverbatch

Sibdon Carwood

Weston Lullingfields

The Monday List

This One Goes Out To Everyone Who's Been Waiting For Another Ten Songs That Don't Feature Their Title In Their Lyrics

Enjoy The Silence, Depeche Mode

Life During Wartime, Talking Heads

Bullet With Butterfly Wings, The Smashing Pumpkins

Misty Mountain Hop, Led Zeppelin

Iris, Goo Goo Dolls

Uprising, Muse

The Kids Aren't Alright, Offspring

Valotte, Julian Lennon

A-Punk, Vampire Weekend

The Riddle, Nik Kershaw

The Monday List

Ten More TV Series Which For Some Unfathomable Reason Have Their Own Cluedo Set

Dexter

Friends

Stranger Things

Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries

Bob's Burgers

The Golden Girls

Killing Eve

Dr Who

RuPaul's Drag Race

Firefly

The Monday List

The Ten Most Manly Gary Daniels Character Names

Jake Tanner (American Streetfighter)

Nick Sledge (Firepower)

Detective Ray Morgan (Recoil)

Richard Fox (Gedo)

James Thayer (Capital Punishment)

Mike Ryan (White Tiger)

Thomas Cane (Ides of March)

Jared Taskin (Full Impact)

Alex Gainer (Rage)

Shane Slavin (Forced To Fight)

The Monday List

Always On When You Get Back From The Pub, It's The Return Of Ten Comedy Sketch Shows You Probably Completely Forgot About

Cardinal Burns

Barry Welsh Is Coming

The Morgana Show

Scotch and Wry

Watson and Oliver

Very Important People

Little Armadillos

Assaulted Nuts

Beehive

Spoons

The Monday List

Sounds Like The Return Of Ten More Great Tribute Band Names

Earth Wind For Hire

Maiden England

Olivia RodrigNO

Slick James

Red Hot Chilipinos

The Polis

Shania Ain't

Franklie Valli

Fleetwood Mask

Con Jovi

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities Who Have Their Own Coffee Brand

Tom Hanks

Rob Zombie

Martha Stewart

Hugh Jackman

Justin Bieber

Ralph Lauren

Machine Gun Kelly

Leonardo DiCaprio

Jennifer Lopez

Kirk Hammett out of Metallica

The Monday List

Ten National Trust Properties That Sound Like Old Actors

Coleton Fishacre

Plymbridge Woods

Sheringham Park

Dolebury Warren

Lardon Chase

Kingston Lacy

Dunham Massey

Wimpole Hall

Duffield Castle

Ightham Mote

The Monday List

Ten Movies Whose Title Is The Best Thing About Them

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Hot Tub Time Machine

Hobo With A Shotgun

Nude Nuns With Big Guns

Snakes On A Plane

Big Ass Spider!

I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle

Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-up Zombies

The Unbearable Lightness Of Being

The Monday List

The Potentially BAFTA-winning Return Of Ten Actors Who Are Namechecked In Song Lyrics

Doris Day - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, Wham

Errol Flynn - Twentieth Century Hero, Bucks Fizz

Rudolph Valentino - Y Viva Espana, Sylvia

Michael Caine - Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do, Goldie Lookin Chain

Richard Gere - Crying At The Discotheque, Alcazar

Clara Bow - Clara Bow, Taylor Swift

Macaulay Culkin - Summer Girls, Lyte Funkie Ones

Dennis Hopper - Lullaby, Shawn Mullins

Steve McQueen - Steve McQueen, Automatic

River Phoenix - River Phoenix, Santa Cruz

The Monday List

The Quite Possibly Overdue Return Of Ten Songs That Are Named After Real People

Raymond Chandler Evening - Robin Hitchcock and the Egyptians

Boy George - Vukovi

Be My Yoko Ono - Barenaked Ladies

Harper Lee - Suzanne Vega

Meg White - Ray Lamontagne

Rita Hayworth - Billy Idol

Marcus Garvey - Burning Spear

Davina McCall - Wet Leg

Vincent Kompany - CMAT

Roy Rogers - Elton John

The Monday List

Ten Structures That Were Supposed To Be Temporary But Are Still In Use Today

The Eiffel Tower

The Atomium

The Montreal Biosphere

The London Eye

The Nashville Parthenon

The Palace of Fine Arts, San Francisco

The Space Needle

The O2 Arena, Greenwich

The Hollywood sign

The away end at Gillingham's Priestfield Stadium

The Monday List

Ten Symphonic Metal Bands That Sound Like The Titles Of Bad Romance Novels

Within Temptation

Edge of Paradise

Odes of Ecstasy

After Forever

Last Days of Eden

The Dark Element

Kingfisher Sky

Moonlight Haze

Stream of Passion

And Then She Came

The Monday List

Propping Up The BBC Three Schedule, It's The Return Of Ten Comedy Sketch Shows You Probably Completely Forgot About

Rutland Weekend Television

Touch Me, I'm Karen Taylor

The Imaginatively Titled Punt and Dennis Show

Scallywagga

Laugh??? I Nearly Paid My Licence Fee

Alistair McGowan's Big Impression

The Glam Metal Detectives

Rush Hour

Walliams and Friend

Alexei Sayle's Merry-go-Round

The Monday List

Ten Real-life Gangs Of New York That Sound Like Bands On The Line-up At Coachella

Pansies

Yakey Yakes

Dead Rabbits

Hudson Dusters

Swamp Angels

Marginals

Dutch Mob

Little Auggies

Forty Thieves

Corcoran's Roosters

The Monday List

Ten Actors Whose Niche Got Usurped By Someone Else

Ezra Miller by Timothée Chalamet

Chloe Grace Moretz by Florence Pugh

Michael Cera by Jesse Eisenberg

Penelope Ann Miller by Nicole Kidman

Clive Owen by Daniel Craig

Sean William Scott by Ryan Reynolds

Noah Taylor by Ben Mendelsohnn

Josh Lucas by Matthew McConaughey

Carrie Ann Moss by Angelina Jolie

James Lance by Jack Whitehall

The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions - Girls Aloud Edition

Jump (For My Love), Girls Aloud

See The Day, Girls Aloud

I Predict A Riot, Girls Aloud

Hanging On The Telephone, Girls Aloud

Grease, Girls Aloud

Rehab, Girls Aloud, Girls Aloud

I Think We're Alone Now, Girls Aloud

Hopelessly Devoted To You, Girls Aloud

I'm Every Woman, Girls Aloud

Girls On Film, Girls Aloud

The Monday List

The Mine's A Half Return Of Ten Bizarre Beer Names From Cloudwater Brew Co.

Know People Who No People

Waiting For Lift-off On Mam Tor

Don't Go Where I Can't Find You

Loose Horse In The Valley

Freedom At The 45th Floor

When The Bird Flies Away The Sky Flies Away

Over The Tops And On the Way Home

Apple Blossoms On Hewitt Street

Picture A Wave At Reynisfjara

The Shoreline At Picton Harbour

The Monday List

Ten Movies Where People Are Forced To Hunt One Another, None Of Which Involves Wilford Brimley As A Cajun On A Horse...

Battle Royale

The Hunger Games

Quintet

Series 7: The Contenders

The Condemned

Mean Guns

Gamer

The Tenth Victim

Guns Akimbo

The Belko Experiment

The Monday List

Ten Movies Where People Are Hunted For Sport, Only One Of Which Involves Wilford Brimley Playing A Cajun On Horseback...

The Most Dangerous Game

Hard Target

The Naked Prey

Hunt Club

The Eliminator

The Hunt

Surviving The Game

Turkey Shoot

Death Hunt

Bloodlust