Sadvent Calendar – 1 December

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The lovely Ivor! Because you're never too old for a Sadvent Calendar!

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We're Branching Out!

Introducing the Sadvent Tree! Every day a new Planet Sad celebrity favourite will be revealed. Visit our little online hovel each day from tomorrow (1 December) to find out who's exposed when we drop our baubles!

The Monday List

Ten Footballers Who Sound Like Musicians

Chris Martin (Port Vale)
Paul Jones (Exeter City)
John Miles (Fleetwood Town)
Brian Wilson (Colchester United)
Alan White (Stalybridge Celtic)
James Brown (Hartlepool)
Robbie Williams (Stockport County)
Peter Murphy (Carlisle)
Tommy Lee (Chesterfield)
Andy Taylor (Sheffield United)

The Monday List

Ten More Songs By Acts You've Never Heard Of Before, Since Or During

Don't Call Me Baby, Madison Avenue
Finally, C C Peniston
Crush, Jennifer Paige
Bad Day, Daniel Powter
Life In A Northern Town, Dream Academy
Kiss The Rain, Billie Myers
Bitch, Meredith Brooks
Your Woman, White Town
You're Gorgeous, Baby Bird
On A Rope, Rocket From The Crypt

The Adge Files

This week, the Adge your granny used to like, probably:

Thank you very much...

The Monday List

Ten More Celebrities Who Look Like Potatoes

Adrian Chiles
David Sullivan
Ross Kemp
Ian Woosnam
Jimmy Somerville
Nicola Duffett
Vic Reeves
Russell Grant
Eamonn Holmes
Sarah Kennedy

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 5: Aubrey O'Day arrives at an awards ceremony, straight from her part-time job as a toilet roll cover:

Amazing Good Food, Bad Lieutenant Lookalikes!

Nigel Slater and Harvey Keitel
"Show me how you suck a guy's cock. Er, sorry, I mean whip up a fiendishly simple yet delicious Hollandaise."

The Monday List

Ten More People Who Always Look Like They're About To Cry

Sandra Oh
Christian Chivu
Shaun Williamson
Jack White
Tania Bryer
Glen Roeder
Roger Taylor out of Duran Duran
Benoit Assou-Ekotto
Hayden Christensen
Mary Pierce

The Adge Files

Edgar Winter proves magnificent sidies can be ultra-glam. Sheer class, even with the nip-slip, and we're not actually being sarky here.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

Gavin Henson. With his twitching man-tits, injection-moulded six-pack and idiotic Juan Sheet cummerbund, he once again brings SHAME on WALES. For weeks, we overlooked it but we can maintain our silence no more. Henson, J'ACCUSE of MUSE ABUSE!

Because on Saturday 30 October 2010, THIS happened (click on image to avoid eyestrain!):

The Adge Files

Move along now, there's nothing to see here except Nicolas Cage, wearing those sideburns he wears when he's acting...

The Monday List

Ten Entries We'd Like To See In Next Year's Top Hundred Children's Names

Haribo

Lovat

Illtyd

Hepzibah

Fly-fornication

Monboddo

Chlamydia

Taramasalata

Deuteronomy Son Of Gath

Derek