Get Up, I Feel Like Being An Amazing Lookalike!

James LaBrie, lead singer of Dream Theater and Sex Machine, of From Dusk Till Dawn. Only one of these men has a gun built into his trouser crotch - as far as we know...

The Monday List

Ten Films/TV Shows Whose Title Is The Most Interesting Thing About Them

Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Dog Borstal
Badly Dubbed Porn
Hell Comes To Frogtown
101 Things Removed From The Human Body
World Famous For Dicking Around
Hot Tub Time Machine
Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death
Farm Of Fussy Eaters
Hobo With A Shotgun

Rock Stars Who Look Like They've Just Sat On Something Sharp

No 2: Rudy Schenker, Scorpions

Amazing 'Resign Yourself To This, Peter' Lookalikes

Very recently departed Bradford manager, Peter Jackson, and Asia frontman John Wetton. Heat of the moment decision to quit, eh, Peter?

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities Who Own Restaurants

Dan Aykroyd
Lee Dixon
Jennifer Lopez
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Eva Longoria
Julian Lennon
Alice Cooper
Gladys Knight
Jamie Carragher
Robert De Niro

Football Managers Who Look Like Maths Teachers

No 6: Sven Goran Eriksson, Leicester

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

Gavin Henson in the trailer for The Bachelor.

With his sub-Bo Derek acting ability and risible "Hopkirk Deceased does a budget tampon commercial" garb, he once again BRINGS SHAME ON WALES.

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities Who Own Racehorses

Steven Spielberg
Michael Owen
Roy Wood
Burt Bacharach
Martin Clunes
William Shatner
Andrew Lloyd-Webber
Roy 'Chubby' Brown
Sir Alex Ferguson
Liz Hurley

The Monday List

Ten Fictional Characters With Strangely Unfortunate 'Foreign' Accents

Mary Reilly (Julia Roberts, Mary Reilly) - Irish
Danny Archer (Leonardo Di Caprio, Blood Diamond) - South African
Mrs Doubtfire (Robin Williams, Mrs Doubtfire) - Scottish
Ryan Gaerity (Tommy Lee Jones, Blown Away) - Irish
Vicki Fowler (Scarlett Johnson, EastEnders) - American
Heinrich Harrer (Brad Pitt, Seven Years In Tibet) - Austrian
Joseph Donnelly (Tom Cruise, Far And Away) - Irish
Peri Brown (Nicola Bryant, Dr Who) - American
Groundskeeper Willie (Dan Castellanata, The Simpsons) - Scottish
Kobayashi (Pete Postlethwaite, The Usual Suspects) - your guess is as good as ours

Football Managers Who Look Like Maths Teachers

No 5: Nigel Adkins, Southampton

The Monday List

Ten Fictional Characters With Strangely Unfortunate English Accents

Bert (Dick Van Dyke, Mary Poppins)
Pete Dunham (Charlie Hunnam, Green Street)
Simon Moon (Anthony La Paglia, Frasier)
Spike (James Marsters, Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
Robin Hood (Russell Crowe, Robin Hood)
Lamia (Michelle Collins, Stardust)
Jonathan Harker (Keanu Reeves, Bram Stoker's Dracula)
Basher Tarr (Don Cheadle, Ocean's Eleven)
Joe Elliott (Orlando Seale, Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story), with honorable mentions to anyone else playing any member of the band
Emma Morley (Anne Hathaway, One Day)