Adgevent Is Upon Us!

Following the (ahem!) success of last year's Sadvent Calendar, we're doing the same thing again this year. But with sideburns. And to kick things off, here's the trope namer himself…

Mr Adge Cutler! Fire up the comboine ’arvester and mull yer zoider! Oh, and click on the picture if you want to avoid eyestrain!

Football Managers Who Look Like Maths Teachers

No 8, Jurgen Klopp, Borussia Dortmund

The Monday List

Ten Default Answers In Any Episode Of Pointless

The Netherlands
Dire Straits
Emile Heskey
Antimony
Futurama
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Kyrgyzstan
Dag Hammarskjöld
Gelsenkirchen
Dark Side Of The Moon

Amazing Pointless Lookalikes!

The Bear from Bo' Selecta! and Richard "Pointless Friend" Osman.

"Shut up, Xander, you knob jockey! What he's trying to say is if one of you rasclarts gives a Pointless answer, my tail will pop out. Unless the answer is CHRISTINE HAMILTON! CHRISTINE HAMILTON! CHRISTINE HAMILTON!"

(And have you EVER seen either of them NOT sitting down in his chair? We rest our case.)

The Monday List

Ten New Gangs We'd Like To See In A Remake Of The Warriors

The Rugby Sevens
The Red-Headed Stepchildren
The Skinny Lattes
The Puppy Boys
The Fucko The Clowns
The Muscle Marys
The Preening Lovelies
The Dominant Size Queens
The Jam Villains
The Griff Rhys Riffs

And, arguably, The Not Appearing In This Films

It's A Cat That Looks Like Margaret Rutherford!

The Monday List

Ten Songs You've Never Heard Of Before, Since Or During - Eighties Edition!

History, Mai Tai
I Can't Wait, Nu Shooz
It's Too High, Matt Fretton
Da Da Da, Trio
Let The Music Play, Shannon
Rhythm Of The Jungle, The Quick
Obsession, Animotion
Somebody's Watching Me, Rockwell
Tantalise, Jimmy The Hoover
Funkytown, Lipps Inc.

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

This rugby player brings SHAME on his COUNTRY.

Oh, do naff orf, Tindall – we don't mean you, we mean HIM.

The Adge Files

Magnificent salty old sidies, courtesy of the late Robert Shaw as Captain Quint, out of Jaws.

We're guessing somebody got their gills tickled as those beauties went down. Farewell and adieu to ye!

Raul Meireles, Please Come Home!

The rest of Rammstein miss you...

The Monday List

Ten Actors Who Prove You Can Go From Taggart To Hollywood

John Hannah
Ken Stott
Ewen Bremner
Dougray Scott
Henry Ian Cusick
Alan Cumming
Greg Wise
Aiden Gillett
Robert Carlyle
Jason Isaacs

Amazing X-Horny Lookalikes!

X Factor wannabe Misha B and the KLF's Justified Ancients Of Mu Mu