The Monday List

Ten Music Videos Featuring A Wedding

Hot N Cold - Katy Perry
Tragedy - Steps
White Wedding - Billy Idol
November Rain - Guns N' Roses
Kiss The Bride - Elton John
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco
The Rose - Westlife
Is It Just Me - The Darkness
Best Thing I Never Had - Beyoncé
If I Had A Gun - Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly TV Show Still Of The Day

I'm Spartacus, with my huge sword and my tweaky little nipple. No, I'm Spartacus with my huge sword and ... (repeat ad nauseum, while you try to remember whether Spartacus: Vengeance is a sequel to, a prequel to or the gritty reboot of the gritty reboot of the original TV series).

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos Featuring A Funeral

The Importance Of Being Idle – Oasis
Look At Me – Geri Halliwell
Haifisch – Rammstein
Helena – My Chemical Romance
Back To Black – Amy Winehouse
November Rain – Guns N’ Roses
This Ain’t A Scene – Fall Out Boy
Seize The Day – Avenged Sevenfold
Kelly's Heroes – Black Grape
Sonne – Rammstein

The Monday List

Ten Gang Names Taken From TV Tropes.org We'd Like To See In A Remake Of The Warriors

The Magnificent Bastards
The Accidental Perverts
The Butt Monkeys
The Bunny Ears Lawyers
The Hospital Hotties
Those Wacky Nazis
The Large Hams
The Badass Grandpas
The Meganekkos
BRIAN BLESSED!

Manchester United Players Who Sound Like A Wetherspoon Chain Pub

No 1 in the inevitable series of one: Ezekiel Fryers

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Clooney Film Still Of The Day

OK, George, we will admit that you do indeed look ridiculously manly as Seth Gecko in From Dusk Till Dawn, with your full-on neck tattoo, your cocked weapon and your determination to wipe every last vampire off the arse-end of Mexico, but that still doesn't mean you can have a go...

Great Random Moments In Musical History

No 6: Having perfected 'Blue Steel', the original Van Halen line-up make a brave stab at 'Magnum'...

The Monday List

The Return Of Ten Songs By Acts You've Never Heard Of Before, Since Or During - Eighties Edition!

Last Night A DJ Saved My Life - Indeep
Move Closer - Phyllis Nelson
Searchin' - Hazell Dean
Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone - Glass Tiger
Love Is Contagious - Taja Sevelle
Body Rock - Maria Vidal
Waiting For A Train - Flash And The Pan
Call Me - Spagna
The Politics of Dancing - Re-flex
The Captain Of Her Heart - Double

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

Here's one-man testosterone apocalypse Jason Statham, road testing the recently announced proposal to let patients carry out inspections of NHS hospitals. Looks like he's not too happy with the frequency with which his bedpan is being emptied... Oh, hang on, it's just a scene from Crank. As you were.

Oi, Skrillex!

Voivod called from the late ’80s to say they'd like their look back. Sort it out, love.

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of At New Year


Some bell-end setting off fireworks at any time later than 1am.
TV clip show countdowns of the year's most shocking events/most appalling people/most spurious excuses for a clip show
Having to find someone with dark hair to walk through the front door and let the New Year in
Live, on-the-spot coverage of the countdown to Big Ben…
…Inevitably featuring some wet git proposing to his equally soppy girlfriend on national television
Being charged £10 to get in your local pub for the evening
Jools Holland's Hootenanny that was probably filmed sometime in July
Family gatherings where you're compelled to play ultra-competitive games of Newmarket with relatives you barely know
Pubs that put up 'humorous' Re-Tox Here! signs to tempt in lapsed resolvers on 2 January
Chuffing New Year's Resolutions