The Monday List

The Return Of Ten Overused Pieces Of Background Music

Low Rider - War
I Like The Way You Move - Bodyrockers
Pumped Up Kicks -  Foster The People
Get Your Freak On - Missy Elliott
Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5
Sexy Boy - Air
Barbra Streisand - Duck Sauce
Bonkers - Dizzee Rascal
Price Tag - Jessie J
Boys And Girls In Love - The Rumble Strips

The Monday List

Ten Novelty Hits You've Probably Completely Forgotten About

In The Brownies - Billy Connolly
Nice Legs, Shame About The Face - The Monks
Snot Rap - Kenny Everett
Edelweiss - Edelweiss
Capstick Comes Home - Tony Capstick
I Want To Be A Winner - Brown Sauce
Superman - Black Lace
Nineteen Not Out - The Commentators
Wikka Wrap - The Evasions
A Taste Of Aggro - The Barron Knights

Romance Cover Models Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 1 (and don't reckon on us getting to No 2 any time soon): Fabio

Jimmy Thomas, be afraid - be very afraid...

The Adge Files

It's the Belgian burns of Jean-Claude Van Damme-adge!

The Monday List

Ten Talking Heads Who Are Compulsory On Any Pop Culture Clip Show

Patrick Monahan
Ashley Pearson
Eggsy and Maggot from Goldie Lookin' Chain
Joel Stein
Martell Maxwell
Ian Hyland
Natalie Casey
Joe Mott
Zoe Lyons
Dan Wootton

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 20, Yngwie Malmsteen:

The Monday List

The Ten Corniest Pieces Of Music For A Football Team To Run Out To
The Best - Tina Turner
Fanfare For The Common Man - Emerson, Lake And Palmer
The Final Countdown - Europe
Get Ready For This - 2 Unlimited
O Fortuna from Carmina Burana - Carl Orff
Kashmir - Escala
Ready To Go - Republica
Sandstorm - Darude
Right Here, Right Now - Fatboy Slim
The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy