Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

This heaving testosterone-fest comes to you from Act Of Valor, a film starring a bunch of genuine Navy SEALS, men so comprehensively brave and manly that we wouldn't wish to mock them for fear of their coming round and dealing with us sternly, possibly while still in their uniforms. On second thoughts... Girls' blouses, the lot of them!

The Monday List

Ten Successful Rom Coms If They Were More Accurately Titled
He's Not That Up Himself
Failure To Act
(500) Days Of Smugness
How To Lose An Audience In Ten Minutes
Four Weddings And Hugh Grant Trying To Be Winsome
50 Dull Dates
My Big, Fat, Endlessly Parodied Film Title
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Comatose
Along Came Tiresomely Kooky
P.S. I'm Dead

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos Set In Space

I Believe In A Thing Called Love - The Darkness
Space Oddity - David Bowie
Oops... I Did It Again - Britney Spears
Talk - Coldplay
Oblivion - Mastodon
Sing For Absolution - Muse
Star Trekkin' - The Firm
Scream - Michael Jackson
They - Jem
Larger Than Life - Backstreet Boys

Happy St Patrick's Day!

Yes, it's Planet Sad fave GERard GerARD "Call Me Gerry" Butler looking waaay more convincingly Oirish than he ever did in PS I'm Acting.

Top o' the marnin' to ye anyway – we're off to sip Guinness served to us by a young man claiming to be called "Daragh" as we listen to Shipping Up To Boston with pigs under our arms and a horse being chased through the pub by Riverdancers. Then we'll watch PS I'm A Stereotype, etc, etc.

Amazing 'I Love The Nightlife' Lookalikes!

Disco diva Alicia Bridges and EastEnders' Pat Butcher - it's a peroxide apocalypse!

The Monday List

Ten Women Who Should Put It Away, Because We've All Seen It By Now...

Christina Aguilera
Britney Spears
Demi Moore
Mariah Carey
Jennifer Lopez
Rihanna
Lady Gaga
Kylie Minogue
Kim Kardashian
Lindsay Lohan

Amazing Celebrity-Fish Lookalikes!

In China, arowana fish are reputed to bring great fortune. But that doesn't stop them being dead ringers for Blakey out of On The Buses.

The Monday List

The Return Of Ten Celebrities Who Look Like Potatoes

Sebastian Vettel
Bobby Crush
Jeremy Clarkson
Imelda Staunton
Vince Vaughan
Robbie Coltrane
Bob Mills
Tom Hanks
Orson Welles
Earl Spencer

Planet Sad's Geography Lesson Of The Day

For all those people wondering where Aarhuus is, it's in the middle of our street...

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly TV Show Still Of The Day

Spartacus, the manly gift that keeps on giving, in a manly fashion.
So recline on your manly couch, pour yourself a goblet of possibly poisoned manly wine, belt out a manly chorus of My Cock Rages On and enjoy this pic of the newly returned and more manly than ever before Dustin "Two Swords" Clare as Gannicus. Greaves a go-go! We're guessing that's the face he does when the 327th person in a day asks him "Has anyone ever told you that you look a bit like Colin Farrell?"