The Adge Files

Probing into the world of spectacularly sculpted facial hair, our investigators found this snap of Jake Blues, occasionally known as John Belushi, sporting sideburns that would make lesser men weep. This is what happens when Adge is on a mission from God...

The Monday List

Ten Films With Two-Bob Special Effects
Plan 9 From Outer Space
The People That Time Forgot
Monster Dog
Jennifer
Sands Of Oblivion
Razorback
Jaws: The Revenge
A Sound Of Thunder
Slugs
Rawhead Rex

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Clowns

Wonderwall - Oasis
Mr Writer - Stereophonics
Storytime - Nightwish
Generator - The Holloways
Blood And Thunder - Mastodon
Ashes To Ashes - David Bowie
Fluorescent Adolescent - Artic Mondays
Read 'Em And Weep - Barry Manilow
The Way I Am - Ingrid Michaelson
Sticks N Stones - Jamie T

Amazing Fantasy Film Lookalikes

Luke Evans as Zeus in (camp as) tits ’n’ torture flick Immortals and Dildano out of Barbarella.

The Monday List

Ten Great Fictional Characters You Never Actually See

Mrs Mainwaring, Dad's Army
'Er Indoors, Minder
Maris Crane, Frasier
Vera Peterson, Cheers
Orson, Mork And Mindy
She Who Must Be Obeyed, Rumpole Of The Bailey
Charlie, Charlie's Angels
Wilson, Home Improvement
Carlton the doorman, Rhoda
Mrs Columbo, Columbo

The Monday List

The Ten Most Professionally Bonkers Celebrities

Mickey Rourke
Gary Busey
Courtney Love
Christian Bale
Grace Jones
Freddie Starr
Jim Steinman
Mario Balotelli
Charlie Sheen
Paula Abdul

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Cheerleaders


Mickey - Toni Basil
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Burn Baby Burn - Ash
The Fight Song - Marilyn Manson
Best Damn Thing - Avril Lavigne
Infinity Guitars - Sleigh Bells
What You Know - Two Door Cinema Club
Life Is Life - Noah And The Whale
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani


(And yes, we did consider My Chemical Romance's I'm Not Okay (I Promise), but we're saving that in case we ever produce a list called Ten Music Videos Featuring Fake Film Trailers That Make Us Want To Watch The Whole Film.)