The Monday List

Ten Things That Are Smaller In Real Life Than People Expect
Stonehenge
The Mona Lisa
The Little Mermaid
Plymouth Rock
Concorde
The Manneken Pis
Brighton Pavilion
The Alamo
The Venus of Willendorf
Fatima Whitbread

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Horses

Knights of Cydonia - Muse
Frontier Psychiatrist - The Avalanches
Feel - Robbie Williams
Black Velvet - Alannah Myles
Stand And Deliver - Adam and the Ants
The Death Of You And Me - Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
Trouble - Pink
Kings and Queens - 30 Seconds to Mars
For Reasons Unknown - The Killers
Whenever, Wherever - Shakira

Looks Like...

...Justin Theroux's taking the prospect of being married to Jennifer Aniston quite calmly and rationally, then.

The Monday List

The Ten Most Suggestive Adam Ant Song Titles
Whip In My Valise
Physical (You're So)
Beat My Guest
Human Bondage Den
S.E.X.
Mohair Lockeroom Pin-up Boys
Good Sex Rumples the Clothing
Doggy Style
Strip
Survival Of The Fetish

The Adge Files

Filed under 'Why, exactly?', we have Jackson Galaxy, presenter of My Cat From Hell, with what our investigators believe to be one of Donald Trump's old hairpieces perched on his right shoulder...

Reality Show Stars' Dads Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 1 in an oh, we think you know where this is going: JWoww out of Jersey Shore's dad - er, Mr Woww

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of With The Olympics
Hearing the US national anthem during every other medal ceremony
People still whinging about not being able to get any tickets/the opening ceremony/their taxes paying for it all
Adverts featuring slow-motion shots of athletes looking 'motivational' - for which read vaguely constipated
Mark Lawrenson grumping his way through the coverage of the Team GB football games
Armchair pundits who are suddenly experts on rhythmic gymnastics/smallbore shooting/Yngling
Gratuitous crotch shots masquerading as the coverage of women's beach volleyball
Windsurfing being taken seriously as an Olympic sport
Tom Daley's teeny-tiny Speedos
The inevitable musical montages to introduce/wrap up the action in any particular event
Usain chuffing Bolt

Congratulations, Andy Murray!

This will be on its way to you, just as soon as we've had it fitted with a Jimmy wig...

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

If you thought Great Britain's track cyclists were on fire in the O*****c velodrome, they pale in comparison to this piece of retro ridiculously manliness, courtesy of James Caan in Rollerball. Of course, our hero could just be off to hunt down and inflict uber-violence on the people responsible for the remake, but that's another story...