Kim Coates Is Very Disappointed In You

He's done everything from Shakespeare to Battlefield Earth, played a loony who lost a knife-fight to Kevin Costner in Waterworld, and is currently best known for his role as a psycho outlaw biker who is no stranger to biting off extremities, molesting cows and titting up corpses. It's fair to say Kim isn't fazed by the scarier, more sordid side of life and yet he clearly feels let down and more than a little disgusted by something YOU did.

The Monday List

Ten Questions That Aren't Answered By The Lyrics Of The Song
Alice What's The Matter?
Why Don't We Do It In The Road?
Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?
When Will I Be Famous?
What Do I Get?
Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?
Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
Who Let The Dogs Out?
Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?
What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?

The Adge Files

All the way from Italian rugby union, where they do things with their own particular style, we witness the spectacular sight of Paul Griffen's penumbra of dreadlocks circling a glorious constellation of Adge. Truly dedication to manscaping above and beyond the call of duty...

The Monday List

A Further Ten People Who Always Look Like They’re About To Cry
Justin Timberlake
David Wheater
Wentworth Miller
Jennifer Aniston
Nemanja Vidic
Bear Grylls
Mischa Barton
Clint Dempsey
Gwyneth Paltrow
Mark Cavendish

Ivan Lendl Is Very Disappointed In You

Alan Knill, Someone Would Like A Word With You...

The Monday List

Ten People Who've Got The Advertising Voiceover Market All Sewn Up
Ralph Ineson
Maria McErlane
Adrian Bower
David Morrissey
Julie Walters
Paddy McGuinness
Jane Horrocks
John Thomson
Miranda Hart
Harry Hill

Planet Sad Productions In Association With Captain Obvious Films Presents…

"Hoorah! She says that if I save her from being eaten alive, she'll let me have a go!"

Planet Sad - In Memoriam

Sir Rhodes Boyson - truly we will never see the likes of such mutton chops again in our time. Please pay a respectful moment's silence to their whiskery magnificence.

 

The Monday List

Ten Children's Programmes You've Probably Completely Forgotten About
Round The Bend
8.15 From Manchester
Robert's Robots
Jigsaw
CBTV
Pardon My Genie
The Feathered Serpent
Sam on Boff's Island
Pigeon Street
Renford Rejects