The Monday List

Ten More Sitcoms You've Probably Completely Forgotten About

Colin's Sandwich
They Came From Somewhere Else
Mike Bassett: Manager
Faith In The Future
Up The Elephant and Round The Castle
Is It Legal?
French Fields
Agony Again
Whoops Apocalypse
Oh, Doctor Beeching!

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 24: Geddy Lee, Rush

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The Ten Worst Band Names Of All Time

Mr. Mister
Hoobastank
An Emotional Fish
Iglu & Hartly
Toad The Wet Sprocket
Kitchens of Distinction
You've Got Foetus On Your Breath
Son Of Dork
Classix Nouveaux
FE-M@IL

The Adge Files

In a dusty folder marked 'Adge Files - Seventies Conspiracy Thriller Version', we found this snap of Elliot Gould. Don't be fooled by the casual look of those outrageously fluffy sidies - they actually conceal two small microphones that are picking up everything that's going on in the Watergate Building...

Amazing 'Scotland's Goose Is Cooked!' Lookalikes

Here's Scotland manager Craig Levein, currently bringing despair to the Tartan Army, and chef Alain Roux, currently bringing the couple at the corner table a Tarte Tatin...

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

Here's a still courtesy of the new James Bond film, Skyfall, proving that when you're as ridiculously manly as Daniel Craig, you can just stand in the middle of the road in a suit and still be more manly than the entire population of Manly, New South Wales. And trust us, they're manly...

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Five ways you know a man's having a mid-life crisis...
Trading in the wife for a model twenty years her junior
Getting an earring
Wearing a 'distressed' leather jacket
Buying an eff-off Harley Davidson he can't ride properly
Starting a rock band

...and five ways you know a woman's having a mid-life crisis
Going on holiday to the Gambia and marrying a young man she meets there
Getting a tattoo of a dolphin/devil/red rose in an 'intimate' place
Wearing dresses that are deliberately too short and one size too tight
Trying to make strangers mistake her and her daughter for sisters
Finding John Inverdale strangely hot

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And Yet Another Ten Overused Pieces Of Background Music
How You Like Me Now? - The Heavy
Dog Days Are Over - Florence + The Machine
The Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
Gold on the Ceiling - The Black Keys
One Day Like This - Elbow
Black and White Town - Doves
Woo Hoo - 5, 6, 7, 8s
Phat Planet - Leftfield
A-Punk - Vampire Weekend
The Race - Yello

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The Ten Posters That Have Appeared On Most Student Bedroom Walls
Che Guevara
Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher: Gone With The Wind
A monkey sitting on the toilet
Pulp Fiction
'I Like The Pope, The Pope Smokes Dope'
A knickerless tennis player scratching her bum
An arty black and white shot of a naked man holding a baby
Kurt Cobain smoking
'Why?'
Anything by Boris Vallejo