Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly TV Still Of The Day

This is Lena Headey and an unfeasibly large gun. It's from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and is the still by which all female ridiculous manliness will henceforth be measured...

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A Mad, Mad, Cannonball Rat Race In Their Flying Machines: Nautical Edition

Avast behind! The Planet Sad Bank Holiday movie chase sequence returns - but this time it's taken to the water. Sinking swiftly into the briny depths are:

The floating Chinese restaurant from Millwall Dock
The Supperclub big gay disco boat
The Royal Yacht Britannia
The Mary Celeste
Katherine Copeland and Sophie Hoskins, winning a gold medal in the women's lightweight
double sculls, crying
The USS Ponce
A Bruges tourist boat with abrasions from not quite making it under a low bridge
A swan, trying to break someone's arm with its wing
The Mersey Pirate
The Kapitein Kok steamboat
Dame Ellen MacArthur sailing single-handed around the world, crying
The Firm Boat Party boat, whipping its way down to the Thames Barrier and back
A slutty Captain Jack Sparrow on his way to a Hallowe'en party
The Poseidon, upside down and with Shelley Winters trying to swim for rescue
The Tuxedo Princess, with most of the Newcastle United first team partying on the
dancefloor
The Tattershall Castle
Captain Pugwash and his crew
Captain Beaky and his crew, who've wandered into the wrong chase sequence by mistake
A very small longboat which Jim Carrey is using to give his hamster a Viking funeral
Gentle Ben driving a hovercraft
The MS Tor Scandinavia out of Triangle, last seen heading for Gothenburg
A lone skinny-dipper who's about to be gobbled up by a great white shark
A women's formation water skiing team
The African Queen
A traditional Welsh coracle
An untraditional English coracle, scooping stray footballs out of the water outside Shrewsbury's Gay Meadow
The Argo, being pursued by a Ray Harryhausen stop-motion statue
A flotilla of Euro-sailors with a ludicrous amount of gold braid on their epaulettes
The Winkelvoss twins, failing to win anything at the Henley Regatta because one of them is
really just some random tall bloke with Armie Hammer's face CGI-ed on him
The smouldering remains of the Cutty Sark
Thunderbird 4
Ben Fogle and James Cracknell, rowing across the Atlantic naked, crying
Some wreckers, trying to lure all of the above onto the rocks

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

This is Vin Diesel, boys and girls. Not only are his biceps so big they're actually visible from space, as this still from Fast and Furious 6 proves, he's so ridiculously manly he can drive a car with his little finger alone. (NB George Michael, if you're reading, please don't try this at home...)

A Sad Week For Adge

First, we lose Ray Manzarek out of The Doors, whose services to twiddly intros were equalled only by his services to the art of ADGE.

Then, just one day later, we hear that Trevor Bolder – Spiders From Mars bassist and one-time owner of quite possibly the most spectacular sidies in history – is gone.


Rest in peace, gentlemen – Planet Sad salutes you.

Amazing Anthropomorphic Lookalikes

Have fun picking your own caption!
A. Humpday* hardman hamster!
B. Sexy beasts!
C. Who's the daddy?
D. It's a hamster that looks a bit like Ray Winstone.
*We promise never to use the word "humpday" again.

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Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing On Daytime TV

People desperately trying to make a profit on antiques
Shows telling you you're paying too much for your electricity and gas providers
Anything involving cowboy builders
Carol McGiffin repeatedly reminding everyone she's got a toyboy fiance
People desperately trying to make a profit on repossessed houses
Thousand-year-old repeats of Only Fools and HorsesCelebrity cook-offs
Whiny ouples agonising over relocating to Australia
People desperately trying to make a profit on reuniting someone with their inheritance
David chuffing Dickinson

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 9: Madonna hopes her confidence that she won't be the most ludicrously dressed person at School Disco isn't misplaced

Presidents Who Sound Like Jim Carrey Movies – No1 In A Series Of… Oooh, Can You Guess?

Goodluck Jonathan

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Ten More Gang Names Taken From TV Tropes.org We'd Like To See In A Remake Of The Warriors

The Stupid Jetpack Hitlers
The Sissy Villains
The Spin-Off Babies
The Chatty Hairdressers
The Oddball Doppelgangers
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
The Royals Who Actually Do Something
The Bash Brothers
The Nubile Savages (in your face, Lizzies!)
The Elite Mooks

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Ten Words And Phrases People Need To Stop Using On Internet Comment Threads

First
Sheeple
This!
FTW
Cool story, bro
What about the menz?
Butthurt
Haters gonna hate
tl;dr
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