And it's Helen Mirren's turn to go all manly on us, in this still from RED 2, or as we know it, Retired And Extremely Desperate 2 Pay A Big Tax Bill. Don't spend it on too much old rope at once, Helen...
Tuesday, 30 July 2013
Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day
And it's Helen Mirren's turn to go all manly on us, in this still from RED 2, or as we know it, Retired And Extremely Desperate 2 Pay A Big Tax Bill. Don't spend it on too much old rope at once, Helen...
Monday, 29 July 2013
The Monday List
Ten Songs That Seemingly Exist Only To Be The Basis For Football Chants
Sloop John B
Seven Nation Army
Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep
Hot Hot Hot
Tom Hark
When The Saints Go Marching In
Do The Conga
Baby Give It Up
Son Of My Father
Volare
Sloop John B
Seven Nation Army
Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep
Hot Hot Hot
Tom Hark
When The Saints Go Marching In
Do The Conga
Baby Give It Up
Son Of My Father
Volare
Tuesday, 23 July 2013
Great Random Moments In Musical History
No 9: Treat angle for parts in a remake of that episode of Dad's Army where Captain Mainwaring dreams he's Napoleon...
Monday, 22 July 2013
The Monday List
Ten Songs Inspired By Works Of Literature
Wuthering Heights, Kate Bush (Wuthering Heights)
China In Your Hand, T'Pau (Frankenstein)
Among The Living, Anthrax (The Stand)
The Ghost of Tom Joad, Bruce Springsteen (The Grapes of Wrath)
Moon Over Bourbon Street, Sting (Interview with the Vampire)
Damnation Alley, Hawkwind (Damnation Alley)
The Battle of Evermore, Led Zeppelin (Lord of the Rings)
One, Metallica (Johnny Got His Gun)
Portrait, Lionsheart (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
Vermilion Sands, Buggles (Vermilion Sands)
Wuthering Heights, Kate Bush (Wuthering Heights)
China In Your Hand, T'Pau (Frankenstein)
Among The Living, Anthrax (The Stand)
The Ghost of Tom Joad, Bruce Springsteen (The Grapes of Wrath)
Moon Over Bourbon Street, Sting (Interview with the Vampire)
Damnation Alley, Hawkwind (Damnation Alley)
The Battle of Evermore, Led Zeppelin (Lord of the Rings)
One, Metallica (Johnny Got His Gun)
Portrait, Lionsheart (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
Vermilion Sands, Buggles (Vermilion Sands)
Sunday, 21 July 2013
Friday, 19 July 2013
Who Needs The Open...
...when you can play a round on the Planet Sad Crazy Golf course? This not-at-all-crap attraction has been set up in the back garden of Sad Towers, and features a variety of holes including
The Clown's Pocket
The Spartan's Well (par score 300)
The Ridiculously Manly Hole
The Dinner Lady's Tureen
The 'Hi, We're Muse!' Supermassive Black Hole
The Murray Mount (participants are awarded a bonus Jimmy Wig if they manage to successfully negotiate all the cows)
The James Spader (who is very disappointed in you if you can't get the ball through his mouth)
and The Windmill (because on every crazy golf course there's always a chuffing windmill)
And the ideal thing for negotiating this course is, of course, a wedge...
The Clown's Pocket
The Spartan's Well (par score 300)
The Ridiculously Manly Hole
The Dinner Lady's Tureen
The 'Hi, We're Muse!' Supermassive Black Hole
The Murray Mount (participants are awarded a bonus Jimmy Wig if they manage to successfully negotiate all the cows)
The James Spader (who is very disappointed in you if you can't get the ball through his mouth)
and The Windmill (because on every crazy golf course there's always a chuffing windmill)
And the ideal thing for negotiating this course is, of course, a wedge...
Monday, 15 July 2013
The Monday List
The Ten Most Suggestive Prince Song Titles
Feel U Up
Orgasm
Head
Soft And Wet
Tell Me How U Wanna Be Done
Gett Off
Do It All Night
Dirty Mind
Come
Jack U Off
Feel U Up
Orgasm
Head
Soft And Wet
Tell Me How U Wanna Be Done
Gett Off
Do It All Night
Dirty Mind
Come
Jack U Off
Friday, 12 July 2013
Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day
As if being called Max Martini isn't manly enough to make the hairs on the back of your manly bits stand up, here he is in shiny futuristic armour about to come face to face with something unspeakable in Pacific Rim, and deal with it in a no doubt manly manner. Of course, we thought Pacific Rim was what you had to deal with after any meal involving ghost chillies, but we live and learn...
Monday, 8 July 2013
The Monday List
Ten Albums We'd Like To See Performed Live In Their Entirety
Forget seminal works like Screamadelica, Fear of A Black Planet, et al - give us these live
in their entirety on stage!
Sax And Violins A Go Go - James Last
In My Mind (Is A Different World - A Cheeky One) - The Cheeky Girls
At The End Of The Rainbow - Keith Harris, Orville and Cuddles
Now That's What I Call A Wedding!
BBC Sound Effects No 3
The Smurfs Go Pop! - The Smurfs
Black Lace's Greatest Ever Party Album
Actionable Offenses: Indecent Phonograph Recordings from the 1890s
Australian Soundscape: The Billabong At Sunset
The Linguaphone French Language Course
Forget seminal works like Screamadelica, Fear of A Black Planet, et al - give us these live
in their entirety on stage!
Sax And Violins A Go Go - James Last
In My Mind (Is A Different World - A Cheeky One) - The Cheeky Girls
At The End Of The Rainbow - Keith Harris, Orville and Cuddles
Now That's What I Call A Wedding!
BBC Sound Effects No 3
The Smurfs Go Pop! - The Smurfs
Black Lace's Greatest Ever Party Album
Actionable Offenses: Indecent Phonograph Recordings from the 1890s
Australian Soundscape: The Billabong At Sunset
The Linguaphone French Language Course
Well Done Andy Murray!
If Roger Federer gets a cow for winning, Andy gets a cow for winning. See you, Jimmooooo!
Sunday, 7 July 2013
Monday, 1 July 2013
The Monday List
Ten Great Tribute Act Names
Quitesnake
By Jovi
No Way Sis
Deft Leppard
Alter Eagles
Elton Jeff
Alike Cooper
Gimme Hendrix
Surely Bassey
Mentallica
Quitesnake
By Jovi
No Way Sis
Deft Leppard
Alter Eagles
Elton Jeff
Alike Cooper
Gimme Hendrix
Surely Bassey
Mentallica
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