The Monday List

The Triumphant Return of Ten Pieces of Overused Background Music

Paradise - Coldplay
Ooh La La - The Wiseguys
Play Dead - Bjork and David Arnold
Too Close - Alex Clare
In The House, In A Heartbeat - John Murphy
Hot Right Now - DJ Fresh featuring Rita Ora
Hayling - FC Kahuna
Express Yourself - Labrinth
Galvanize - Chemical Brothers
Take My Breath Away - Berlin

The Monday List

A Further Ten Words And Phrases People Should Stop Writing In Internet Comment Threads

Nail. Head. Hit
Check your privilege
n00b
There, fixed that for you
FML
Bankster
Special snowflake
Simples
Move along, nothing to see here
You win the internet

The Monday List

Ten Boy Bands You've Probably Completely (And Deservedly) Forgotten About

Let Loose
Damage
3SL
One True Voice
Another Level
North and South
Big Fun
A1
Worlds Apart
Orange Orange

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

We think this is Sofia Vergara doing something ridiculously manly in a still from Machete Kills, but we're too distracted by the fact we've just realised that's where two of Sad Towers' best non-stick pans have gone...

Football Perfomance Directors Who Sound Like The Alternative Title For 'Carry On Matron'

No 1 in a series of - well, what do you think?: Ruud Dokter

The Monday List

Ten More Great Tribute Act Names

Coldplace
The Likeness
Non Jovi
Stereophonies
Food Fighterz
Cheap Purple
Notvana (who may be a Nirvana tribute or a Jana Novotna tribute. We dunno.)
Razorlike
The Clone Roses
Really Hot Chili Peppers

The Adge Files

Planet Sad's Cheltenhamshire operative alerts us to the spectacular Adge once sported by Walter Carlos, best known for composing the score to A Clockwork Orange and here seen getting to grips with what's either a Moog synthesiser or the bridge of the USS Enterprise:

Walter may now be Wendy, but her previous sideboard-heavy incarnation will always have a place in our heart...