The Monday List

Ten Rejected Titles For The Batman and Superman Movie


Batman v Superman: Dawn of Indifference
Batman v Superman: Clash of the Tights
Batman v Superman v Alien v Predator
Batman v Superman: It's On, Bitch
Mega Batman v Supermansaurus
Batman v Superman: The Great Gotham Bake-off
Batman v Superman: Science Abuse
Batman v Superman v Plants v Zombies
Batman v Superman In The World Series Of Love
Batman v Superman: Miami

Ben Affleck Is Very Disappointed In You

Former England Footballers Turned Oddly German Accented Pundits Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

Nummer eins: Tony Woodcock

The Monday List

Ten Great Celebrity Autobiography Titles
Coreyography - Corey Feldman
Pictures of an Exhibitionist - Keith Emerson
Stori Telling - Tori Spelling
Me: Moir - Vic Reeves
Just Farr Fun - Jamie Farr
I. Asimov: A Memoir - Isaac Asimov
Don't Hassel The Hoff - David Hasselhoff
A Young Man's Passage - Julian Clary
Cybill Disobedience - Cybill Shepherd
Leading With My Chin - Jay Leno

The Monday List

Ten More Songs By Acts You've Never Heard Of Before, Since Or During - Dance Edition
Flawless - The Ones
Too Blind To See It - Kim Syms
Voodoo Child - Rogue Traders
Get Get Down - Paul Johnson
Dirty Cash - The Adventures of Stevie V
This Is How We Do It - Montell Jordan
Blue - Eiffel 65
Show Me Love - Robin S.
Lola's Theme - The Shapeshifters
Wiggle It - 2 In A Room

The Adge Files - In Memoriam

Planet Sad's Cheltenhamshire operative reports the sad passing of Professor Colin Pillinger, best known for his part in the ill-fated Beagle space project, but esteemed by us for his lunar modules of Adge.

He may not officially have been Britain's brainiest rocket scientist, but that facial hair truly was out of this world...
 

The Adge Files – By Royal Appointment!

All hail Planet Sad fave Brendan Gleeson and his remarkable russet ADGE, as seen in the film I Went Down. No, Brendan, you just went UP in our estimation!

Not that Brendan's short of fans – Little The Baby Prince George can already do a wicked impression of him!

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

This is either a ridiculously manly still from the film that's currently desperately trying to persuade us all that parkour isn't over, Brick Mansions, or the gritty reboot of Michael Jackson's Bad video. You decide...

The Monday List

Ten Actresses Who Seemingly Only Exist To Take The Lead Roles In Low-budge Romantic Suspense Thrillers
Gabrielle Anwar
Tori Spelling
Kellie Martin
Nicollete Sheridan
Charisma Carpenter
Valerie Bertinelli
Andrea Roth
Brooke Burns
Alexandra Paul
Cynthia Gibb

Antichrist Superstars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

Marilyn Manson (in Eastbound & Down)