The Monday List

Ten Singles By Soap Stars You've Probably Completely Forgotten About
Good Thing Going - Sid Owen
Don't It Make You Feel Good? - Stefan Dennis
I Breathe Again - Adam Rickitt
Looking Up - Michelle Gayle
Mona - Craig McLachlan
Every Loser Wins - Nick Berry
Just This Side Of Love - Malandra Burrows
Perfect Moment - Martine McCutcheon
Happenin' All Over Again - Tracy Shaw
Something Out Of Nothing - Paul Medford & Letitia Dean

The Monday List

Ten Signs Your Neighbourhood Is Being Gentrified
Increased sightings of men sporting Victorian parson beards and man buns
Estate agents begin adding 'Village' to the name of the area in their listings
Vagrants stop drinking Night Nurse, start drinking Nuits St George
Local ducks turn their beaks up at anything but artisan sourdough bread
Food bank is supplied by Fortnum and Mason
Yummy Mummies are spotted pushing the miniature armoured vehicles they class as prams
The 311th coffee shop opens on the high street
Pizzas and hot dogs are being sold as 'street food'
When pubs close down they're turned into luxury apartments rather than a betting shop
Everybody you know is moaning that your neighbourhood is being chuffing gentrified

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 3: And now we finally realise why they're called the Cold-stream Guards:

 

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Monkeys
Where's Your Head At? - Basement Jaxx
Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy
Public Enemy No 1 - Megadeth
Shock the Monkey - Peter Gabriel
Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears
Lucky You - Lightning Seeds
Roar - Katy Perry
On Top Of The World - Imagine Dragons
Liberian Girl - Michael Jackson

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

Think of a Jason Statham film - go on, it doesn't really matter which one. They're all ridiculously manly, even Gnomeo and Juliet. We think this is one of the Transporter movies but we weren't paying attention. All we know is that wherever Jase is to be found single-handedly beating up 18 bad guys at the same time, he will be doing so shirtless and oiled up in a garage. And that's why he can never work for Kwik-fit again...

Russell Crowe Is Very Disappointed In You

The Adge Files

Delving into the culinary case files for this cracking example of serious sidies, we present you the man with the coolest name in cooking, Nathan Outlaw. We'll have an extra helping of potatoes dauphinoise with those, thank you...

The Monday List

Ten Bands That Are Named After Films
Bad Company
All About Eve
Faster Pussycat
White Zombie
They Might Be Giants
Babes In Toyland
The Misfits
The Knack
Alphaville
Mudhoney

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 21: La Terremoto de Alcorcón (we think it's Spanish for 'What the chuff have you got on?') arrives at a premiere dressed as that Dyson attachment for sucking the fluff off your curtains.

Amazing Slapstick-Gothic Lookalikes – No1 In A Series Of… Yes, We Are Still Doing This

Miranda Hart and Orin out of Parks And Recreation