The Monday List

Ten More Book Genres We're Really, Really Bored Of


Trilogies about conflicted billionaires who do kinky sex
Chick-lit novels about women who own cupcake shops
Young adult novels about a teenager who's different and special set in a dystopian future
Detective series set in a bizarrely specific region of Britain
Diet books with recipes seemingly designed for people who don't like food
Tell-all celebrity autobiographies that actually leave out the juiciest stuff
self-help books designed to help inadequate men pick up women who are out of their league
Self-help books designed to help inadequate women convince themselves they're worthy of men who are out of their league
Dinosaur porn
Magical chuffing realism

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 32: Colin Blunstone

The Monday List

Ten Girl Bands You've Probably Completely Forgotten About


Cleopatra
The Reynolds Girls
Vanilla
Love Bites
Precious
Girl Thing
Shampoo
Faith Hope and Charity
Oral
Made In London

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 23: This is either the last thing a young Atzec child saw before their heart was cut out in sacrifice to the feathered serpent god, Quetzalcoatl, or Kylie Minogue.

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 5: we honestly haven't got a clue. One of Slipknot, possibly?

Amazing "Eyes Down For A Full House" Lookalikes!

It's... that bloke off the Winner Bingo advert (you know, the one who looks like he's done a LOT of porn) and John Helliwell, the saxophone player out of Supertramp. And if making irritatingly cheesy adverts for online bingo isn't the crime of the century, then it ought to be...

The Monday List

Ten Musicians And Their Often Frankly Bizarre Alter Egos


David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust
Prince - Christopher
Mary J Blige - Brooke Lynn
Eminem - Slim Shady
Garth Brooks - Chris Gaines
David Johansen - Buster Poindexter
Lady Gaga - Joe Calderone
Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot
Bono - Mr MacPhisto
Beyonce - Sasha Fierce

The Adge Files

For the past few days, Planet Sad has been watching ITV 4's fabby coverage of the Isle of Man TT races and playing our usual drinking game for the event (take one shot when they mention the Ramsey Hairpin, two shots every time you wonder what happened to Craig Doyle's prime-time TV career). And while we've already paid tribute to the Adge being sported by current racer Guy Martin, we couldn't let the week slip by without bringing you this shot of the legend that is Joey Dunlop and his marvellously un-aerodynamic face fungus. You can almost feel those sidies bristling as he breezed past the Bungalow...

The Monday List

The Ten Self-Help Books We Really Want To Read


Women Who Love Themselves Too Much
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From A Different Part Of Mars
Chicken Soup For The Soulless
He's Not As Into You As You're Into You
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Couldn't Be Arsed To Find Out
Who Cut My Cheese?
Feel The Fear And Go Back Inside The House
The Seven Habits Of Highly Ineffective People
Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man, F*** Like A Beast
What To Expect When You're Expecting Everyone To Be Interested In Every Last Chuffing Detail Of Your Chuffing Pregnancy

The Monday List

Ten TV Shows That Surprisingly Have Their Own Board Game
Home And Away
Battlestar Galactica
Deadliest Catch
Colditz
Saturday Night Live
The Fall Guy
On The Buses
Desperate Housewives
Murder, She Wrote
Cheers