The Monday List

Ten More Default Answers In Any Episode Of Pointless
Tuvalu
Charlotte Dujardin
Europium
Dover Beach
King Harold of Norway
Cate Blanchett
Lou Macari
Côte d’Ivoire
Ann Boleyn
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind

Matt Dillon Is Very Disappointed In You

Presumably because you can't cook a burger to save your life...

The Monday List

Ten Reality Shows You've Probably Completely Forgotten About


The Mole
Streetmate
Princess Nikki
Make Me A Supermodel
There's Something About Miriam
WAGs Boutique
Love Shaft
Gay, Straight Or Taken?
Tool Academy
Dumped

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

To the untrained eye, this may look like our go-to guy for all things ridiculously manly (shirtless and oiled-up in a garage division) Jason Statham in a shot from The Expendables 2. Actually, it's taken from his audition tape for the presenter's job on One Man And His Dog And An Unfeasibly Large Shotgun. We hear John Craven beat him to the part, but then we wouldn't mess with John Craven...

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 6: a chef. NB This is what happens just before that plate of soup you've returned comes back from the kitchen.

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Ron Jeremy
American Badass - Kid Rock
The Plot to Bomb The Panhandle - A Day To Remember
Sexy And I Know It - LFMAO
Date Rape - Sublime
Party Like Tomorrow is The End of the World - Steel Panther
We Are All Made Of Stars - Moby
This Is What It Feels Like - Armin van Buuren
10 Miles Wide - Escape The Fate
Something For Joey - Mercury Rev
The Boys Are Back in Town - Everclear

Sir Patrick Stewart Is Very Disappointed In You

And if it's because you dissed his fabby lobster costume, then frankly so are we. You git.

The Monday List

Ten More Pieces Of Overused Background Music (Reprise)

M83 - Midnight City
The Heavy - What Makes A Good Man? 
Feeling - Fill My Little World
Bruno Mars - Runaway Baby 
Woodkid - Run Boy Run 
The Transplants - Diamonds and Guns
Sara Bareilles - Brave
John Newman - Love Me Again
Katy Perry - Firework
American Authors - Best Day Of My Life