The Monday List

Ten Cookery Programmes You've Probably Completely Forgotten AboutChefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is
Take On The Takeaway
Get Stuffed
The Delicious Miss Dahl
Cook Me The Money
Neneh & Andi Dish It Up
Farmhouse Kitchen
More Rhodes Around Britain
Eggs 'n' Baker
Hot Chefs

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

Here's Vin 'My Middle Names Are Ridiculous And Manly' Diesel trying not to let his hay fever get the better of him in a still from The Last Witch Hunter. Personally, we'd like to see him in The Last Which? Hunter, where he rampages through every newsagents' shop in the Home Counties in search of Britain's favourite consumer advice magazine...

The Monday List

Ten Reality Shows We Really Want To See
Courtney Love Island
The Real Housewives Of Northampton
Dancing On Quicksand
Celebrity Are You Drunker Than A Ten-Year-Old?
My Big Fat Gypsy Embarrassing Bodies
America's Next Top Model Railway
Toddlers & Piranhas
Britain's Got Show-offs
You're A Celebrity... Get Some Dignity
Creeping Up On The Kardashians

The Monday List

Ten More TV Shows That Surprisingly Have Their Own Board Game
Sons Of Anarchy
The Love Boat
Baywatch
Grizzly Adams
M*A*S*H
Space: 1999
Dexter
ALF
Laverne & Shirley
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

The Monday List

A Further Ten Great Tribute Act Names
Fell Out Boy
ZZ Tap
The Small Fakers
Well Spacious D
Maybe Gaga
Faux Fighters
Amy Housewine
Lets Zeppelin
Wrong Jovi
Paramore Or Less

Matt Damon Is Very Disappointed In You... On Mars

Amazing "Coming Out Of Their Shell" Lookalikes!

Yes, it's... CSI: Miami's David Caruso, double Tour de France winner Chris Froome and a tortoise. At least two of the three are currently in hibernation, but could be tempted into activity by waving a nice, juicy lettuce leaf under their nose.