Mayors Of Amsterdam Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

Nummer één in a series of we knew those Dutch lessons would pay off: Eberhard van de Laan

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Ten Alternative Names For The Welsh Dinosaur
Daiceratops
Ivor the Extinct
Old Lleiopllurodon
Ptreorchy
Tyrannosaurus Rhys / Tyrannosaurus Wrexham
Jurassic Bach
Velindreraptor
Gellimimus
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochysaurus
Shirley Bassey

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 8: So this is what happened to Shergar...

The Adge Files: Epic Fail Edition

Or as our paranormal sideburn investigation squad labelled this one: Ed Sheeran Had Some Fuzzy Felt And Was Very Bored...

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Ten Alternative Names For Howard Donald's New Baby
Ziggy
Major Tom
Blue Jean
Thin White Duke
Aladdin Sane
John (if he's only dancing)
Lazarus
Baby Universal
The Laughing Gnome
Scrooge McDuck

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

Ah, just breathe in the testosterone emanating from this still from Sylvester Stallone's Too Old To Box Any More Creed. If these two were any more pumped up, they'd be Dolly Parton's chest...

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 24: The late David Bowie frocks up and goes for a night on the town with an unusually overdressed Iggy Pop

 

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Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of In Online 'Sponsored Content'

Tricks the retailers/bankers/life insurers don't want you to know
Dodgy stock market get-rich-quick schemes
Weird police mugshots
Ugly celebrities who got hot
Hot celebrities who got ugly
Quizzes that are really ways of selling you stuff
Before and after weight-loss photos where the subject is just standing up straight and sucking their stomach in like mad
Ordinary housewives who are infuriating medical professionals
Men who've learned to speak twenty-six foreign languages just because they can
Lindsay chuffing Lohan

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The Ten Weirdest Valspar Paint Shade Names

Whirled Peas
Paula Loves Paris
Dante's Cardigan
Cuddle Bug
Vintage Satchel
Frisky Whiskers
Utopia Beckons
Hatter's Plush
Basket of Bobbins
Whale Watching