Arise, Sir Andy Murray!

But you do realise that from now on you'll have to play tennis wearing this...

The Monday List

Cheers! Planet Sad's Ten Favourite Bizarrely Named Christmas Beers 

Mistletoe Bliss - Lazy Boy Brewing
Tsjeeses - De Struise Brouwers
Santa's Little Helper - Port Brewing
F**k de Kerstboom Staat in de Fik!! (F**k, the Christmas Tree's On Fire!) - Het Uiltje
Old Fezziwig Ale - Samuel Adams
Avec Les Bons Voeux De La Brasserie Dupont (With The Best Wishes of Brasserie Dupont) - Brasserie Dupont
Feast of Fools - Magic Hat
Vinter Varmer - Laurelwood
The Mad Elf Holiday Ale - Troegs
Santa's Butt Holiday Porter - Ridgeway

On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas, Planet Sad Gave To Me...

Dinner lady rock stars
The Manneken Pis Santa
Buff Belgian cows
A dog that looks like Jack Black
Potato Leto
Jerry the Pool Boy

BEAR CHUFF-FING GRYLLS
Me... Calvin Tran
Hi we're Muse!
Uncle Peter Steele
And George Clooney with his sex ramp

And don't forget, readers, if Clooney does show up on your front lawn during the festive season, give him a mince pie and a glass of sherry before you send him away with a flea in his ear. It is Christmas, after all!

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 16: Will.i.am. Will you stop, more like...

The Monday List

The Ten Albums On The Planet Sad Gramophone This Christmas

A Partridge Family Christmas Carol
Christmas With Buck Owens and His Buckaroos
Merry Ole Soul - Duke Pearson
Happy Clucking Holidays
A Christmas Sing With Bing Around The World - Bing Crosby
Pokemon Christmas Bash
The 4 Seasons Greetings - The Four Seasons
Daddy Plays: Lullaby Christmas
A Chipmunk Christmas - Alvin and the Chipmunks
Snoop Dogg Presents Christmas In The Dogg House

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 33: Mike Dirnt out of Green Day

Great Random Moments In Musical History

No 15: Steve Hogarth out of Marillion realises, a few moments too late, that the rest of the band have not taken part in the Daz Challenge...

The Monday List

Ten Completely Unnecessary Cover Versions - Christmas Edition

Santa Baby - Kylie Minogue
Last Christmas - Whigfield
Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - The Fray
2000 Miles - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Driving Home For Christmas - Stacey Solomon
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Bruce Springsteen
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Michael Buble
Fairytale of New York - Ronan Keating and Maire Brennan
When A Child Is Born - Il Divo
White Christmas - Paul Di'Anno

Jean-Claude Van Damme out of Hard Target...

...wash your hair!