The Monday List

Ten Ideas If You're Not Sure What To Dress As On World Book Day

Mein Kampf
Pet Semetary
The Ballad of Reading Gaol
Ananga Ranga
Haynes Ford Anglia Owners Workshop Manual
A Child Called It
The New Book Of Rock Lists
Gardening With Free-Range Chickens For Dummies
1000 Freezer Recipes
What Rugby Jokes Did Next

Planet Sad Went To Bruges Again

And all we got was this lousy delicious waffle topped with fresh strawberries and slagroom

The Monday List

Ten More Outrageous Flavours Available From The Chocolate Line, Bruges

Jelly and beetroot
Rice vinegar, soy sauce and sansho pepper
Hemp seed praline
Sake
Lavender marzipan
Cilantro and chili pepper
Poppy seeds
Vodka, passion fruit and lime
Japanese shiso
Cola and popping candy

The Monday List

Son Of Ten More Musicians/Bands Who Appear In Other Bands' Lyrics

Ke$ha - I Feel Like Dancing Tonight, All Time Low
Timbaland - Pork and Beans, Weezer
Johnny Ray - Come On Eileen, Dexy's Midnight Runners
LeAnn Rimes - One Week, Bare Naked Ladies
MC Hammer - Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do, Goldie Lookin' Chain
Vanilla Ice - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy), Offspring
Al Green - Goody Two Shoes, Adam Ant
Moby - Without Me, Eminem
Rolling Stones - Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover, Sophie B Hawkins
Madonna - Can't Stop The Rock, Apollo 440

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Ideas For The Next Lego Movie

The Lego Human Centipede
The Passion Of The Lego Christ
Carry On Lego
The Night of the Lego Living Dead
Lego Alien v Predator
Fifty Shades of Lego
Lego Schindler's List
Confessions Of A Lego Movie
The Unbearable Lightness of Lego
The Lego Movie: Based On The Novel 'Push' By Sapphire

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