The Monday List

Take Their Microphones Away, Please - It's Another Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions

Blame it on the Boogie - Big Fun
Carwash - Christina Aguilera
Sound of Silence - Disturbed
Right Back Where We Started From - Sinitta
On The Radio - Martine McCutcheon
Ride Like The Wind - East Side Beat
I Drove All Night - Celine Dion
Take On Me - A1
How Soon Is Now - t.A.T.u.
I Got You Babe - UB40 & Chrissie Hynde

The Monday List

Reboot The Sky Box, It's Another Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of On TV

Celebrities driving around in cars, singing
Documentaries about people on benefits
Documentaries about bailiffs going after people on benefits
Extended versions of comedy panel games where the extra footage is just ten minutes of swearing
Gritty police procedurals filled with detectives who are even more corrupt than the criminals
Talent shows we're already sick of - but now all the contestants are children!
Cookery programmes featuring Rick Stein smugging his way around Spain/Italy/India/the Far East
Wilderness survival challenges performed by heavily pixellated naked people
Ray Winstone gambling responsibly
Katherine chuffing Ryan 

The Monday List

Ten More Film Sequels You Probably Didn't Realise They Made

Timecop: The Berlin Decision
Tooth Fairy 2
Skeleton Key 2: 667 Neighbor of the Beast
Dr Doolittle: Million Dollar Mutts
Road House 2: Last Call
30 Days of Night: Dark Days
K9: P.I.
Inspector Gadget 2
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta
The Net 2.0

The Monday List

Ten More Bands Who've Had A Beer Brewed For Them

Hanson (MMMHop IPA)
Reverend and the Makers (Reverend and the Makers American Brown Ale)
GWAR (GWAR-B-Q)
Madness (Night Boat)
Super Furry Animals (Fuzzy)
Queen (Bohemian Lager)
Hootie & the Blowfish (Hootie's Homegrown Ale)
Maximo Park (Maximo No 5)
Mumford and Sons (Lewes Stopover Brew) 
Grateful Dead (American Beauty)

Great Random Moments In Musical History

No 18: Stone Sour perform an impromptu gig at Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse