Angela Bassett Is Very Disappointed In You

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities You Probably Completely Forgot Made An Album

Nick Knowles
Naomi Campbell
Joe Pesci
Catherine Zeta Jones
Kate Winslet
Su Pollard
Don Estelle & Windsor Davies
Clint Eastwood
Paris Hilton
Mr T

Amazing "Tusk!" Lookalikes

Yes, it's... a deer that looks like President of the European Council, Donald Tusk. Planet Sad, bringing you biting political satire in between binge-watching episodes of Escape To The Country...

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 21: A pantomime horse. No doubt appearing alongside Neil Warnock's Widow Twankey in Aladdin at the Alhambra Theatre, Bradford

The Monday List

Ten Films Where Characters Get Impaled

Flash Gordon
The Lost Boys
The Omen
Jennifer's Body
The Hunger Games
Dark City
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Excalibur
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Name Of The Rose

The Monday List

Ten Words that Constantly Turn Up In Quick Crosswords but Rarely Get Used In Real Life 

Ewer
Eddy
Lea
Teem
Erse
Eft
Abet
Erne
Awl
Yaw

Planet Sad's Incredibly Manly Film Still Of The Day

Here's Dave Bautista being incredibly manly at Upton Park in a still from bonkers footy-meets-terrorism extravaganza Final Score. Yes, he looks like he's been dragged through the Chicken Run backwards, but that's what happens when you refer to "soccer" in front of 35,000 West Ham fans...

The Monday List

Ten More Deleted Wikipedia Pages That Sound Like Indie Bands

Evil Pig
The Beef Seeds
Big Baby Ghandi
Vampire State Building
GoatSurfing
Onion Bridge
Sheep Latin
Z-Bomb
Internets?
Ant Tantrum

Planet Sad Beer Round-up

Lindemans launch Ginger Geuze

No news on whether Sporty Geuze, Scary Geuze, Baby Geuze and Posh Geuze are in the works...