The Monday List

Ten Categories We'd Like To Have Seen At This Year's Oscars

Best Reboot Of A Prequel To A Sequel To A Remake
Best Attempt To Resurrect A Career Derailed By Scandal
Best Film Based On A Mediocre Sitcom
Best Film To Receive Extravagant Praise Without Actually Being Any Good
The Meryl Streep Award For Simply Being In A Film This Year
Best Performance By Someone You Didn't Realise Was Still Alive
Best Film Nobody Will Remember In Three Years' Time
Best Picture People Claim To Have Watched But Never Will
Best Film That Exists Purely To Stoke Up Outrage On Twitter

Best Delivery Of The film's Title In Dialogue

The Monday List

Ten Oscar Winners Who've Appeared In Lifetime Movies

Mercedes Ruehl (All-American Girl)
Marcia Gay Harden (She's Too Young)
Tatum O'Neil (Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal)
Mira Sorvino (No One Would Tell)
Hilary Swank (Dying To Belong)
Kim Basinger (The Mermaid Chair)
Patricia Arquette (Terror In The Family)
Anjelica Huston (The Watcher In The Woods)
Catherine Zeta-Jones (Cocaine Godmother)
Martin Landau (Anna Nicole)

The Monday List

Ten Films That Borrow The Plot Of Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde

The Ugly Duckling
Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde
I, Monster
The Two Faces Of Dr. Jekyll
Mary Reilly
Dr. Pyckle and Mr. Pryde
The Nutty Professor
Dr. Heckle And Mr. Hype
Edge Of Sanity
Dr. Jeckyll and Sister Hyde

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 18: Madonna, having stocked up during Goth Week at Superdrug

The Monday List

Shivering Britain! 10 Pictures You're Sure To See When It Snows In The UK

Britain's Highest Pub The Tan Hill Inn
Dogs frolicking in the snow
Policemen having fun with a sledge (bonus point for spotting comments from churls moaning that the policemen should be fighting crime, because that's what we pay them for)
A sculpture of two giant feet labelled "Two Feet of Snow" made of snow
Blimey! It snowed IN LONDON! Here's a Tube station in the snow
Twangers skiing to work
Sheep in the snow
"Hilarious" snowpeople in pornographic poses
Zoo animals experiencing snow for the first time
The chuffing Tan Hill Inn again