Helaas Pindakaas! The Ten Most Cliched Stock Images Of Amsterdam A woman cycling with a bunch of tulips in her bike basket Some gabled houses leaning over as if they might fall into the water A shop display of pairs of clogs A prostitute standing in a window in the Red Light District, looking so bored she could just spew Tourists sitting on the big 'iamsterdam' letters round the back of the Rijksmuseum The Rijksmuseum, then A bridge with a bike chained to it A view of a stretch of canal, probably the Brouwersgracht The same view of the Brouwersgracht, but at night A windmill - possibly with a mouse living in it, we don't know
Here's Ben Affleck and chums being all ridiculously manly in Netflix's Triple Frontier. Not only is the image ideal for any middle-aged divorcees or gay men who are bored of their 300 wallpaper, it also features the best creepy flesh-coloured beard since that belonging to Spencer Pratt off of The Hills...
Ten Music Videos From Films Where The Stars Of The Film Make Cameo Appearances Spies Like Us, Paul McCartney When The Going Gets Tough, Billy Ocean Ghostbusters, Ray Parker Jr. Sweet Freedom, Michael McDonald Gangster's Paradise, Coolio Twist Of Fate, Olivia Newton-John St Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion), John Parr The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss), Cher The Power Of Love, Huey Lewis and The News Wild Wild Life, Talking Heads
Ten More Tyler Perry Projects We Wish He'd Film Tyler Perry's Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events Tyler Perry's Michelle and Romy's High School Reunion Tyler Perry's Monty Python's Life Of Brian Tyler Perry's Ferris Beuller's Day Off Tyler Perry's Bram Stoker's Dracula Tyler Perry's The French Lieutenant's Woman Tyler Perry's John Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars Tyler Perry's Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure Tyler Perry's Lady Chatterley's Lover Tyler Perry's Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
Ten More Music Videos That Feature Nurses Basket Case - Green Day Girls Just Want To Have Fun - Cindi Lauper Dancing Girls - Nik Kershaw Dr Beat - Gloria Estefan and Miami Sound Machine I Wanna Be Sedated - The Ramones Run - Foo Fighters She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby Bandages - Hot Hot Heat Cocoon - Catfish and the Bottlemen Crazy - From Ashes To New
We're here, we're sad - get used to us! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
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Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
