Ten Things That Will Be Over In 2020 Sriracha Weight loss tea Romesh Ranganathan Jackfruit Social media 'influencers' with no influence over anything Clothes with 'cold shoulder' sleeves Putting CBT oil in absolutely everything Kombucha Llamas The Kardashians (we're bound to be right about this one eventually...)
Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Edition Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Michael Bolton Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Sam Smith Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, The Pretenders Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Des O'Connor Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, St Winifred's School Choir Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Michael Buble Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Kathie Lee Gifford Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Coldplay Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Kermit The Frog Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Clay Aiken
The Ten Albums On The Planet Sad Gramophone This Christmas Dredd Zeppelin Presents Merry Christmas Christmas With Pinky & Perky Ann-Margret's Christmas Carol Collection Christmas From Hawaii - The Surfers Christmas Dancing - The James Last Band A Soulful Christmas - Glenn Hughes Tiny Tim's Christmas Album My Christmas Song For You - Danny Aiello Christmas Eve - Shakatak A Colt 45 Christmas - Afroman
We're Roasting Our Chestnuts On An Open Fire With The Ten Most Cliched Stock Images Of Christmas A nativity scene with the star shining directly down on the manger and the three kings hoving into view on camels A family in Christmas jumpers gathered around while their smallest child opens a beautifully-wrapped parcel Three 'trendy' women in matching party dresses and silver foil crowns, clutching luminous cocktails in oversized Martini glasses Father Christmas in his sleigh pulled by reindeer, silhouetted against a full moon A Christmas angel who looks more like a lace doily blowing a huge trumpet A hipster-looking bloke in a red and green novelty elf outfit with stripy socks and huge boots, posing self-consciously with arms full of presents A doting father lifting up his tiny son/daughter to place a star on the top of the Christmas tree A Christmas dinner table where the focal point is a roast turkey the size of Swindon A blonde model in a tiny red dress trimmed with white fur and matching Santa hatStrings of Christmas lights, out of focus so they appear to glow (bonus points if there's also a chuffing out-of-focus Christmas tree in the shot)
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We're here, we're sad - get used to us! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
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Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
