Yes, it's...John Hurt in The Naked Civil Servant and Jamie Lee Curtis out of Halloween. And now we really want to see a film where Quentin Crisp fights Michael Myers with the aid of a pithy quip and some tasteful coral lipstick. Our money's on Quentin!
The Ten Most Cliched New Year Celebration Stock Photos
Two glasses of champagne surrounded by streamers and/or a cloud of glitter
The words 'Happy New Year' with the numbers of the coming year tied up in a bow
Some fireworks exploding
A clock face with the date of the coming year replacing the number 12
A notepad with the words 'New Year's Resolutions' written on it, artfully arranged alongside a coffee mug
Some fireworks exploding, but in Times Square
An ethnically diverse group of young partygoers making a toast
A party hat with the words 'Happy New Year' emblazoned on it
Some fireworks exploding, but over the London Eye
Chuffing sparklers
No 1 in a series of men who got Michael Jackson off:
No 23: Hilary Devey off of Dragon's Den arrives at an awards ceremony dressed as a Christmas cracker. Concealed within her outfit are a paper hat, a joke and one of those little cellophane fish that roll up when you put them in your palm...
Ten Stealth Christmas Movies (That Aren't Die Hard)
Cobra
Grumpy Old Men
Just Friends
Rocky IV
The Apartment
Batman Returns
In Bruges
Look Who's Talking Now
Rent
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
No 28: Every children's TV presenter of the 1980s. Mallett's Mallet is just out of shot, probably...
