Monday, 31 January 2022

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Ideas For Tyler Perry's Madea Films

A Madea Bank Holiday Monday

A Madea Diwali

A Madea Bris

A Madea Koningsdag

A Madea Vicarage Tea Party

A Madea Shrove Tuesday

A Madea Guy Fawkes' Night

A Madea Festivus

A Madea Hogmanay

A Madea International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Monday, 24 January 2022

The Monday List

Ten More Rejected Ideas For 'Now' Compilation Albums

Now That's What I Call Gregorian Chant

Now That's What I Call Acts Who Came Third On The X-Factor

Now That's What I Call Songs Everybody Thinks They Can Do At Karaoke But Can't Nail The Key Change

Now That's What I Call Difficult Jazz

Now That's What I Call Things From Your Older Sister's Record Collection You Secretly Like But Won't Admit To

Now That's What I Call Landfill EDM

Now That's What I Call Only Has Twelve Plays On Spotify

Now That's What I Call National Rail Enquiries Hold Music

Now That's What I Call Remind Me Again, Is This Coldplay?

Now That's What I Call Nul Points At Eurovision

Monday, 17 January 2022

The Monday List

Break Out The Canned Laughter For Another Ten Sitcoms You've Probably Completely Forgotten About

The Upchat Line

Small Potatoes

Clarence

Get Back

The Baldy Man

Fairly Secret Army

World Of Pub

Dossa and Joe

I Didn't Know You Cared

Tandoori Nights


Monday, 10 January 2022

The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions - Daniel O'Donnell Edition

Help Me Make It Through The Night - Daniel O'Donnell

Daydream Believer - Daniel O'Donnell

Save Your Love - Daniel O'Donnell

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me - Daniel O'Donnell

Wind Beneath My Wings - Daniel O'Donnell

Da Doo Ron Ron - Daniel O'Donnell

Is This The Way To Amarillo - Daniel O'Donnell

Let's Twist Again - Daniel O'Donnell

Sweet Caroline - Daniel O'Donnell

I Have A Dream - Daniel O'Donnell

Monday, 3 January 2022

The Monday List

The Ten Best Scottish Gritter Names

Gritney Spears

Yes Sir Ice Can Boogie

Sir Salter Scott

Penelope Gritstop

Buzz Iceclear

Sled Zeppelin

Han Snow-lo

David Plowie

Brine Freeze

You Only Grit Ice