Monday, 26 September 2022

The Monday List

Coming Inevitably To An Episode Of Come Dine With Me Near You, It's Ten More Pieces Of Overused Background Music

bad guy - Billie Eilish

It Must Be Love - Madness

Ooh Wee - Mark Ronson and Ghostface Killah

Fiesta - The Pogues

Come And Get Your Love - Redbone

The Seduction - The James Last Orchestra

Paid In Full - Eric B. & Rakim

Hot Hot Hot - Arrows

Ready for the Good Life - Paloma Faith

It's A Man's, Man's, Man's World - James Brown


Monday, 19 September 2022

The Monday List

Ten More Of The Asylum's Most Shameless Rip-off Film Titles

San Andreas Quake

Operation Dunkirk

Paranormal Entity

Geo-disaster

Planet Dune

Alien Convergence

Top Gunner

Triassic World

Avengers Grimm

Age of Tomorrow

Monday, 12 September 2022

The Monday List

Ten More Music Videos That Feature Appearances From Comedians

Walking on Broken Glass, Annie Lennox - Hugh Laurie

Califonia Love, 2Pac - Chris Tucker

Death To All But Metal, Steel Panther - Sarah Silverman

Where's Your Head At?, Basement Jaxx - Phill Jupitus

The Real Slim Shady, Eminem - Kathy Griffin

Tribute, Tenacious D - Ben Stiller

Rubberband Girl, Kate Bush - Peter Richardson

Music, Madonna - Ali G

Word Up, Little Mix - Chris Barrie

Just In Lust, The Wildhearts - John Sparkes

Friday, 9 September 2022

Politicians Who Could Be Live-action Disney Villains

No 1 in a series of...er...happily ever after: El Salvador's President Nayib Bukele

Looks uncannily like the evil prince whose eye is caught by the bright and spirited, but unwordly heroine, so she needs to be rescued by cute, resourceful animals and the wholesome peasant boy she'll end up with. Who may also turn out to be a prince, obviously.


Tuesday, 6 September 2022

Footballers Who Sound Like Minor Characters In Star Wars

 No 1 in a series that The Force is not with: Admiral Muskwe, Fleetwood Town



Monday, 5 September 2022

The Monday List

Ten Celebrity Couples You Probably Completely Forgot About - Prince Edition

Prince and Kim Basinger

Prince and Carmen Electra

Prince and Madonna

Prince and Sheena Easton

Prince and Sherilynn Fenn

Prince and Emma Samms

Prince and Heidi Mark

Prince and Vanity

Prince and Nona Gaye

Prince and Sheila E