The Ten Most Cliched First Dance At A Wedding Songs
At Last, Etta James
Wonderful Tonight, Eric Clapton
Can't Help Falling In Love, Elvis Presley
Perfect, Ed Sheeran
I Will Always Love You, Whitney Houston
All Of Me, John Legend
Have I Told You Lately That I Love You, Rod Stewart
More Than Words, Extreme
Unchained Melody, The Righteous Brothers
From This Moment On, Shania Twain
Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions, Conway Twitty Edition
Slow Hand, Conway Twitty
Just When I Needed You Most, Conway Twitty
Heartache Tonight, Conway Twitty
Three Times A Lady, Conway Twitty
House of the Rising Sun, Conway Twitty
When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman, Conway Twitty
We've Got Tonight, Conway Twitty
The Rose, Conway Twitty
Proud Mary, Conway Twitty
Baby I'm-a Want You, Conway Twitty
A Further Ten Of The Most Clichéd Rock Song Titles
This Time
Heart To Heart
Promises
Angel
Call Me
Someday
Lady
Too Late
Stay
It's Only Love
The Top Ten Villain Wigs In Popular Culture
The Kurgan (Highlander) – Clancy Brown invents Pete Steele out of Type O Negative. You’re welcome.
Top Dollar (The Crow) – ooh, that voice, they say. Yes, and ooh, those long, shiny, dark-chestnut, mostly fake locks…
Robert Harley (The Favourite) – maybe not as villainous as others on this list, but the wiggage is Elton John level, and they didn’t have Luton vans to ferry you around in those days. Mice probably live in it.
Archibald Cunningham (Rob Roy) – just one wig-wearer among many and he may be outfopped by others but he definitely wins on bastard points. Plus, we’re convinced that had he not performatively doffed his faux ringlets before the final duel, they would have deflected the blow that killed him.
Immortan Joe (Mad Max: Fury Road) – his platinum mane is definitely not mediocre.
Aemond Targaryen (House of the Dragon) – again, there are many wigs and bigger villains, but he edges it with his Legolas-meets-Snake Plissken look.
Khan (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan) – he’s genetically engineered, so that Nick Rhodes ‘do is 100% deliberate.
Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen (Dune 2) – but he’s bald, you say? True, but this look was achieved by applying not just one but two bald caps to Austin Butler. It’s inverse wiggery, and what could be more villiainous than that?
Lucius Malfoy (various Harry Potter films) ‘I wanted to look like Caprice, but in the end I looked a lot more like Vanessa Feltz.’ We love you, Jason Isaacs.
Colonel William Tavington (The Patriot) – yes, Jason Isaacs again, but he’s wearing a wig and we think he’s the tits. So there.
