Monday, 14 April 2025

The Monday List

Earworm Alert! It's The Highly Anticipated Return Of Ten Overused Pieces Of Background Music

Girl On Fire, Alicia Keys

Greatest Day, Take That

Boys Wanna Be Her, Peaches

Jump In The Line, Harry Belafonte

Boom Shak-a-Lak, Apache Indian

Unstoppable, Sia

A Girl Like You, Edwyn Collins

Home, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros

Connection, Elastica

Sweet Dreams Are Made of This, Eurythmics


Monday, 7 April 2025

The Monday List

Ten Movies Where Somebody Dies On A Toilet

Southland Tales

Psycho 3

Deep Rising

Reeker

Jurassic Park

Street Trash

Zombieland

Ghoulies II

Pledge Night



Monday, 31 March 2025

The Monday List

Ten TV Shows You Probably Never Realised Had Their Own Pinball Game

Gilligan's Island

The Six Million Dollar Man

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

The Munsters

Scooby-Doo

The Twilight Zone

Rescue 911

Charlie's Angels

Star Trek

The Sopranos


Monday, 24 March 2025

The Monday List

Clogging Up Your Spotify Algorithm, It's Ten More Unnecessary Cover Versions

Stuck On You - Trevor Walters

Where Did Our Love Go - Manhattan Transfer

Break My Stride - Unique II

I Put A Spell On You - Brian Ferry

Love Don't Live Here Anymore - Madonna

More, More, More - Bananarama

Nights in White Satin - The Dickies

I Can See Clearly Now - Hothouse Flowers

Fantasy - Black Box

You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) - Byron Stingily

Monday, 17 March 2025

The Monday List

Ten People Who Were Once Ubiquitous On TV But Seem To Be Barely Spoken Of Today

Darcus Howe

Louie Spence

Dr Gillian McKeith

Nick Hancock

Carol Smillie

Mark Lamarr

Philippa Forrester

Paul Coia

Magenta Devine

Henry Kelly

Monday, 10 March 2025

The Monday List

Ten Varieties Of Hop That Sound Like Prog Rock Bands

Mosaic

Saphir

Galena

Ahtanum

Styrian Golding

Pacifica

Merkur

Hallertauer Taurus

Celeia

Bramling Cross

Monday, 3 March 2025

The Monday List

The Return Of Ten Bands That Are Impossible To Google

Personal Trainer

Cake

Real Estate

Girls Names

Free

Tennis

First Aid Kit

S

Equipment

Merchandise


Monday, 24 February 2025

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities Who Have A Cocktail Named After Them

Jim Carrey

Mary Pickford

David Bowie

John Daly

Brad Pitt

Ginger Rogers

Douglas Fairbanks

JOan Collijns

Jean Harlow

Charlie Chaplin

Monday, 17 February 2025

The Monday List

Ten Brands Of Lager You Probably Completely Forgot About

Skol

Harp

Castlemaine XXXX

Hofmeister

Kestrel

Charger

Hemeling

Arctic Lite

Kaltenberg

Heldenbrau

Monday, 10 February 2025

The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions - Midnite String Quartet Edition

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light Em Up), Midnite String Quartet

Living After Midnight, Midnite String Quartet

All The Small Things, Midnite String Quartet

Venus As A Boy, Midnite String Quartet

1999, Midnite String Quartet

I'm Not Okay (I Promise), Midnite String Quartet

Karma Police, Midnite String Quartet

Heart Shaped Box, Midnite String Quartet

Been Caught Stealing, Midnite String Quartet

My Old School, Midnite String Quartet

Monday, 3 February 2025

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Sequels To The Pope's Exorcist

The Pope's Dry Cleaner

The Pope's Chiropodist

The Pope's Independent Financial Advisor

The Pope's Coach Driver

The Pope's Greengrocer

The Pope's Dental Hygienist

The Pope's Customer Service Assistant

The Pope's Tattooist

Tyler Perry's Madea The Pope's Exorcist

The Pope's Exorcist: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire

Monday, 27 January 2025

The Monday List

Ten Varieties of Chili Pepper That Sound Like Rock Bands (And Aren't The Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Devil's Tongue

Black Cobra

Madame Jeanette

7 Pot Brain Strain

Chimayo

Fatalii

Prairie Fire

Dundicut

Cascabel

Naga Viper


Monday, 20 January 2025

The Monday List

The Welcome Return Of Ten Great Pest Control Truck Names From Bob's Burgers

Working For The Squeak-End

Bugs Done-y

Smash Moth

How The Pest Was Won

Gone Insect-y Seconds

Anty Maim

Gnat If I Can Help It

Two Crickets To Paradise

Pest Mortem

The Weevil Dead

Monday, 13 January 2025

The Monday List

Greetings, Pop-Pickers, It's Another Ten Artists In Other Artists' Lyrics

Gene Vincent - Sweet Gene Vincent, Ian Dury and the Blockheads

Daft Punk - Daft Punk Is Playing at My House, LCD Soundsystem

Kurtis Blow - Genius of Love, Tom Tom Club

Buddy Holly - I Feel Like Buddy Holly, Alvin Stardust

Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson, Fat Boy Slim

Charlie Puth - The Tortured Poets' Department, Taylor Swift

Fountains of Wayne - Fountains of Wayne Hotline, Robbie Fulks

New Kids On The Block - Summer Girls, Lyte Funkie Ones

Destiny's Child - Liquid Dreams, O-Town

Megan Thee Stallion - Antichrist, Eminem

Monday, 6 January 2025

The Monday List

Ten Things That Will Be Over In 2025

Cottagecore

Baby Reindeer

Picky tea

Being 'brat' (just at the point when Planet Sad works out what 'brat' actually is) 

Unicorns

Full sleeve tattoos

Cereal milk lattes

Eyebrow feathering

Fringing on everything

The ever-chuffing Kardashians