The Monday List

The Ten Best Pseudonyms Used By Reviewers At The London Review Of Breakfasts

Gracie Spoon

Paddy Hashbrown

Chris P Bacon

Evelyn Waughffle

Pam Au Chocolat

Eggatha Crispie

Blake Pudding

Tina Beans

Phil English

Egon Toast

The Monday List

Alert The Ordnance Survey, It's Ten More Villages That Sound Like Old Actors

Kirby Sigston

Santon Downham

Preston Montford

Bagley Marsh

Felton Butler

Cheney Longville

Hope Bowdler

Church Pulverbatch

Sibdon Carwood

Weston Lullingfields

The Monday List

This One Goes Out To Everyone Who's Been Waiting For Another Ten Songs That Don't Feature Their Title In Their Lyrics

Enjoy The Silence, Depeche Mode

Life During Wartime, Talking Heads

Bullet With Butterfly Wings, The Smashing Pumpkins

Misty Mountain Hop, Led Zeppelin

Iris, Goo Goo Dolls

Uprising, Muse

The Kids Aren't Alright, Offspring

Valotte, Julian Lennon

A-Punk, Vampire Weekend

The Riddle, Nik Kershaw

The Monday List

Ten More TV Series Which For Some Unfathomable Reason Have Their Own Cluedo Set

Dexter

Friends

Stranger Things

Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries

Bob's Burgers

The Golden Girls

Killing Eve

Dr Who

RuPaul's Drag Race

Firefly