And This Is A Dog In A Tuxedo

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

Nope, this isn't a shot of cage Alex Reid five seconds after he found out Jordan had dumped him. Instead, the scary collection of bulging veins and tattoos belong to that nice Dr Jack out of Lost, now playing a ridiculously manly cage fighter in Alex Cross and proving he does have other expressions in his acting armoury apart from 'perplexed' and 'staring into the middle distance while suffering from trapped wind'...

The Monday List

The Top Ten Celebrity Flounce-offs
Preston out of the Ordinary Boys off Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Johnnie Mountain off Great British Menu
Tracey Emin off the Turner Prize debate
The Bee Gees off Clive Anderson All Talk
Donny Tourette out of the Big Brother house
John Nott off Panorama
Paris Hilton off ABC News
Sarah Ferguson off 60 Minutes
Steve Jones off the Piers Morgan show
Russell Crowe off Radio 4's Front Row

The Five-a-side Tache Files

While on the never-ending hunt for men with facial hair they'd rather forget about, our Adge investigators were halted in their tracks by one of most magnificent mullet and five-a-side moustache combos ever witnessed. In a change from our scheduled programming, we bring you a young Stefan Freund. You're welcome.

The Monday List

The Ten Most Bizarre Liqueurs Available From The Whisky Exchange
Pinnacle Cotton Candy
Vanilla Frosting Cupcake Vodka
Phillips Shrub Liqueur
Boker’s Bitters
Bols Yoghurt
Ponche Pistachio Diva
Van Wees Rose Without Thorns Liqueur
Briottet Crème de Bergamot
Mavromatis Kumquat
Gabriel Boudier Darjeeling Tea Liqueur

Myke Hawke Is Very Disappointed In You

Hi! We're Muse!

Just when you thought this strip couldn't get any cheesier!

Click on the picture to avoid eyestrain!

The Monday List

Ten Subjects We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing As Themes For TV Programmes

Gypsies
Cake decoration
Auctions
House renovation
The horrors of binge drinking
Hoarding
Pawning furniture
The Second World War
Beauty pageants
The Kardashians

The Adge Files

Here's a new Adge concept – sausAdge, as modelled by Paul Clark, a butcher who created a sausage to celebrate the success of Planet Sad favourite Bradley "BrAdgely" Wiggins. They look like they'd be especially tasty with mutton chops, Paul, and let's hope you stock spare ribs too, as poor Bradley may need some following his recent prang. Get well soon, Bradley!

The Monday List

Ten Great Firework Names
Glitzy Blitz
Angels v Demons
Stealth Bomber
Dr Thrust
Armageddon
King Hell
Giddy Aunties In A Spin
Screaming Spiders
Atomic Meltdown
Falling Leaves