Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

Lurking in the archives of ridiculous manliness, we find Nicolas Cage in Ghost Rider, setting himself on fire - just because he can, you understand. Planet Sad would, of course, like to remind you not to try this at home. That's being Nicolas Cage, not setting yourself on fire...*

*Planet Sad's lawyers, Messrs Huge, Black and Pendulous, would like to advise all readers (hello, both of you!) not to set yourself on fire.

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 28: Neal Schon, Journey

The Monday List

Ten Works Of Fiction Written By Comedians

Cruel Shoes - Steve Martin
The Gun Seller - Hugh Laurie
Barcelona Plates - Alexei Sayle
Well Fared, My Lovely - Les Dawson
The Liar - Stephen Fry
Sorting Out Billy - Jo Brand
The Road To Mars - Eric Idle
Mr Lonely - Eric Morecambe
Between The Bridge And The River - Craig Ferguson
Full Whack - Charlie Higson

What Planet Sad Has Learned From The Commonwealth Games

No 2: The Keirin would be even more entertaining if it was led out by someone dressed like this

What Planet Sad Has Learned From The Commonwealth Games

No 1: Rhythmic gymnastics is Cirque du Soleil with voting

 

The Monday List

Ten More Music Videos That Feature Policemen


Payphone - Maroon 5
Respectable - Mel and Kim
Dance With Me Tonight - Olly Murs
Don't Stop - Foster The People
Freedom At 21 - Jack White
Stoned In Love - Chicane
Never Wanted To Dance - Mindless Self Indulgence
You Make Me Sick - Pink
Desolation Row - My Chemical Romance
Pure Morning - Placebo

The Monday List

Ten Unlikely Celebrity Guest Editors

Jemima Khan (New Statesman)
The Happy Mondays (Penthouse)
Vampire Weekend (Metro)
Victoria Beckham (Vogue Paris)
The Chuckle Brothers (The Northern Echo)
Patsy Kensit (She)
Bono (The Independent)
Gwyneth Paltrow (Red)
Prince Charles (Country Life)
Kanye West (Complex)

The Adge Files - 'At Least He's Not Flogging Double Glazing' Edition

And here's the latest shameless attempt by a well-known company to try and sucker us into mentioning them. This chap is from a website who would like us to go compare his enormous sidburns to those of various other serial irritants from long-running ad campaigns. But, seeing as we kind of plugged the product, can we have first dibs on ghost-writing his inevitable 'autobiography', which will no doubt be brought out in time to cash in on the lucrative Christmas toilet reading market?

Amazing 'We're Gonna Score' Lookalikes

It's... Butt-head out of Beavis and Butt-head, and incoming Manchester United football manager, Louis Van Gaal.

Laten we breken iets*, as the Dutch might say.

*Let's go break something...

The Monday List

Ten More Song Titles Featuring Real People

Brian Wilson, Barenaked Ladies
Kim Wilde, Charlotte Hatherley
Richard III, Supergrass
Tom Ford, Jay-Z
Steve McQueen, Sheryl Crow
Lighten Up Morrissey, Sparks
Michael Stipe, P
Levi Stubbs' Tears, Billy Bragg
Johnny Carson, The Beach Boys
Frank and Jesse James, Warren Zevon

Amazing "Men Without Jimmy Wigs" Lookalikes

Amélie Mauresmo and Ivan Doroschuk